I don't have covered parking, I park under a tree and with it being lockdown, the car is there 95% of the time.
Anyway, car was dirty so I took it to get cleaned, polished etc.
Come back after the cleaning and still see some very noticeable marks on the paint from where these Chernobyl birds have been torpedoing my car. Specifically, I see evidence of both Little Boy and The Fat Man having made their presence known.
According to the guy who runs the place, they tried a few different products and the shit is literally impervious to any of it. Fucking birds are shitting liquid diamonds which are then crystalizing on the paint. He even refused to let me pay for the polish because, whilst the rest of the car looks fantastic, these fucking shitstains have me driving around in a grey leopard.
His advice was to get a chemical bath and machine polish and hope and pray and sing kumbaya and MAYBE we get the shit off.
So, firstly, whoever has been inventing fucking aerial assault pigeons, fuck you.
Secondly, anyone ever had a chemical bath/rinse/soak/whatever on a vehicle? Did it work?
Thirdly, I have some form of paint protection insurance kak I got with the car when i bought it. Never used it, nor anything like it before. Have any of you ever used this facility? Obviously they will differ by provider and I'll have to find my agreement somewhere to see what's covered and whatnot, but just generally, has anyone ever made use of this feature on their vehicles? Any success with it?
Anyway, car was dirty so I took it to get cleaned, polished etc.
Come back after the cleaning and still see some very noticeable marks on the paint from where these Chernobyl birds have been torpedoing my car. Specifically, I see evidence of both Little Boy and The Fat Man having made their presence known.
According to the guy who runs the place, they tried a few different products and the shit is literally impervious to any of it. Fucking birds are shitting liquid diamonds which are then crystalizing on the paint. He even refused to let me pay for the polish because, whilst the rest of the car looks fantastic, these fucking shitstains have me driving around in a grey leopard.
His advice was to get a chemical bath and machine polish and hope and pray and sing kumbaya and MAYBE we get the shit off.
So, firstly, whoever has been inventing fucking aerial assault pigeons, fuck you.
Secondly, anyone ever had a chemical bath/rinse/soak/whatever on a vehicle? Did it work?
Thirdly, I have some form of paint protection insurance kak I got with the car when i bought it. Never used it, nor anything like it before. Have any of you ever used this facility? Obviously they will differ by provider and I'll have to find my agreement somewhere to see what's covered and whatnot, but just generally, has anyone ever made use of this feature on their vehicles? Any success with it?