[PIF] Gaming companion

[RumMum]

Carbofemunator is better
Eish, carborator for a little female pussy.....you guys, is she gender fluid.........

 

[RumMum]

I obviously did not read page 2, before commenting on Carburator.....sad news.
Great news for Ollie though, congrats little man.

 

[kinosfronimos]

Geez, life plot twist :/

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[lowracer]

We already own 7, soon to be 8. Seeing as @Oj0 linked me to some other kittens available for adoption.

Just give him a kitten to adopt in return

 

[Ageless_ZA]

Just give him a kitten to adopt in return

I wont be the reason he gets divorced xD

 

[lowracer]

oh, because someone gave him a pussy on the side?

I wont be the reason he gets divorced xD

 

[Oj0]

@Ageless_ZA even asked my wife what if he GIVES me a kitten.

It was a long drive home, even though it's only 3km from him to me...

 

[lowracer]

@Ageless_ZA even asked my wife what if he GIVES me a kitten.

It was a long drive home, even though it's only 3km from him to me...

ok, so you are saying that you stay really close by. it would not be untowards of him to ask you to "look after" a kitten while he "is on holiday" because he "doesnt want to leave it with the other cats" ...


and forget to pick it up when he "is back from " the imaginary leave?

 

[Oj0]

Gearbox really should come home with me though

Like this post so I can show my wife

I might need a place to stay after doing so.

 

[Oj0]

ok, so you are saying that you stay really close by. it would not be untowards of him to ask you to "look after" a kitten while he "is on holiday" because he "doesnt want to leave it with the other cats" ...


and forget to pick it up when he "is back from " the imaginary leave?

That shit won't work with my wife. SHE told me he was in PE recently.

 

[lowracer]

That shit won't work with my wife. SHE told me he was in PE recently.

ok, im shutting up, this is going south now

 

[Oj0]

ok, im shutting up, this is going south now

Well PE is south of here.

 

[Dom]

Well PE is south of here.

No doubt this will work

 

[Oj0]

Me to @Ageless_ZA @ 17:55 yesterday: Call me. I’ll put you on speaker. Say you’re here with Gearbox

/proceeds to put phone on loud

17:58: Phone rings. I answer on speaker. Ageless: "You home? I'm pulling up with Gearbox"

Wife to me: "I said no! You WANT a divorce tonight. If he pulls up here I'm phoning the police and saying he's dumping animals. He'd better not be here"

 

[∀Z‾soʇɐuɐɥ┴]

@L.Brian try allergex pills, I was so allergic that my eyes would get swollen shut. Took this for about a month and am not allergic anymore.

Why would you take pills you are alergic to though?

 

[∀Z‾soʇɐuɐɥ┴]

Nou soek ek ook n kat... my fok man...

 

[pɐlΛ‾pɐq‾ƃᴉq]

TLDR did CUD-I-CAT find a Domain?

 

[Oj0]

TLDR did CUD-I-CAT find a Domain?

Sadly at www.kitty-gone.com He never made it 127.0.0.1

 

[saa044]

Why would you take pills you are alergic to though?

Well you know, since the topic is cats, I kinda figured there's no need to say I took allergex pills because I was allergic to cats.

 

[L.Brian]

@saa044

I used those pills more than a drug addict uses cocaine/weed

Kind Regards
L

 

[∀Z‾soʇɐuɐɥ┴]

Well you know, since the topic is cats, I kinda figured there's no need to say I took allergex pills because I was allergic to cats.

Well this is also the internet so gotta be as specific as humanly possible, unless you are trying to be vague in which case be vague

 

[saa044]

Well this is also the internet so gotta be as specific as humanly possible, unless you are trying to be vague in which case be vague

Not trying to be vague, mostly hoped common sense was still a thing.

 

[Oj0]

Not trying to be vague, mostly hoped common sense was still a thing.

Common sense is ironically named as these days it is anything but common.