Any medical professionals on here?

[Areola Grande]

Anyone here have medical training?

 

[moedeez]

hallo, what kinna doctor you looking for?
Like is it general advice or related to muscle pain kind of thing?

 

[TheJudge]

Anyone here have medical training?

I was caught playing doctor as a kid?

Seriously though, in what field? Sports related I assume?

 

[Scrooloose]

I did a CPR and First Aid course once. #InternetDoctor

 

[BlueCrayon]

My fish was dead once and when I touched him he came alive and started moving again. Lived for like another 2 years.

So yeah what you need help with?

 

[Areola Grande]

I was caught playing doctor as a kid?

Seriously though, in what field? Sports related I assume?

Bones mostly. General "is this an issue?" type of question.

 

[Smurf]

@ENT_DocY

 

[TheJudge]

Bones mostly. General "is this an issue?" type of question.

Its natural to wake up with a bone. If it happens at a kiddies playground though I'd definitely seek help.

So like supplements? Joint issues?

 

[Areola Grande]

Its natural to wake up with a bone. If it happens at a kiddies playground though I'd definitely seek help.

So like supplements? Joint issues?

I'd rather not discuss my bone in public but I can DM you a photo and you can advise?

 

[TheJudge]

I'd rather not discuss my bone in public but I can DM you a photo and you can advise?

The answer is always penicillin.

 

[ENT_DocY]

Anyone here have medical training?

ENT surgeon

 

[StangV2_0]

@NateUchiha

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[Areola Grande]

Thanks gents, saw the doc yesterday and got the answers I was looking for. Turns out I'm not dead and I should survive.

 

[Valheru]

Thanks gents, saw the doc yesterday and got the answers I was looking for. Turns out I'm not dead and I should survive.

If it makes you feel any better, I got new meds where the leaflet reads like that of a radiation pill.

One of them zingers: could affect the lead in the pencil. Wow, thanks.

 

[Areola Grande]

If it makes you feel any better, I got new meds where the leaflet reads like that of a radiation pill.

One of them zingers: could affect the lead in the pencil. Wow, thanks.

That would be a major issue if your pencil ever got used, but in this case you dodged a bullet I guess.

 

[Valheru]

That would be a major issue if your pencil ever got used, but in this case you dodged a bullet I guess.

Indeed.

Another zinger: potential memory loss

 

[NI∀ƆOƆ‾⊥ᴚ∩ʞ]

Indeed.

Another zinger: potential memory loss

Damn, now you are going to forget where you put your pencil.

 

[Areola Grande]

Indeed.

Another zinger: potential memory loss

Hi, welcome to the forum. Please read the rules before conducting any trades.

 

[Valheru]

Damn, now you are going to forget where you put your pencil.

It gets better: can also lead to depression, but has an explicit warning about alcohol consumption. Like, WTF. Be depro, forget why, cannot drink to make feel better.

At least I can enjoy the technicolor pee (blood) & diarrhea?

 

[TheJudge]

Indeed.

Another zinger: potential memory loss

Sounds like Methotrexate. The wife takes for Psoriasis but a lot of auto immune issues are treated seemingly with cancer meds which hammer the immune system, memory and cause your bits to produce offspring from The Hills Have Eyes.

 

[Valheru]

Sounds like Methotrexate. The wife takes for Psoriasis but a lot of auto immune issues are treated seemingly with cancer meds which hammer the immune system, memory and cause your bits to produce offspring from The Hills Have Eyes.

Long Covid, but seems like some similarities. Dr reckons it won't ever go away.

 

[TheJudge]

Long Covid, but seems like some similarities. Dr reckons it won't ever go away.

Took me many many months before my brain started to fire in the old quirky way it did before I got the Rona. Memory was faaaarked.

 

[Valheru]

Took me many many months before my brain started to fire in the old quirky way it did before I got the Rona. Memory was faaaarked.

"Rona"...riiiiight. You drink a lot, it could have been that.

 

[TheJudge]

"Rona"...riiiiight. You drink a lot, it could have been that.

Funny you say that because I swore GnT's helped because tonic water contains quinine. It seems that they are actually studying the potential for quinine to inhibit COVID infection. 🤣

 

[Valheru]

Funny you say that because I swore GnT's helped because tonic water contains quinine. It seems that they are actually studying the potential for quinine to inhibit COVID infection. 🤣

SOLD! I will try some during the F1 braai.

 

[PandaAttack1]

Any home remedies for hemorrhoids? Asking for a friend.

 

[TheJudge]

Any home remedies for hemorrhoids? Asking for a friend.

Prickly pears and a sharp knife.

 

[Oj0]

@TheJudge I slipped and fell.

Anyway, how do I get this 2l Coke bottle out?

 

[TheJudge]

@TheJudge I slipped and fell.

Anyway, how do I get this 2l Coke bottle out?

Stand next to a Coke truck that has crashed, the mob will pull it out within a few seconds.

 

[goldfritter]

@TheJudge I slipped and fell.

Anyway, how do I get this 2l Coke bottle out?

Just add a Mentos.