Marital status … what’s the quickest way to find out

adamr · Nov 13, 2023

If I’m married, divorced or widowed or have three wives now from rural Africa ?

That sms number doesn’t work

SpaceWalker · Nov 13, 2023

Service seems suspended, which is probably why the sms line doesn't work either:

Other than the above link, you will need to go to a Home Affairs office.

adamr · Nov 13, 2023

SpaceWalker said:
Service seems suspended, which is probably why the sms line doesn't work either:

Status

Other than the above link, you will need to go to a Home Affairs office.

Then home affairs it is 😢

Byakugan · Nov 13, 2023

I think Transunion can give u this info.

TheJudge · Nov 13, 2023

Will the full story feature later in smack talk?

CraigThePlague · Nov 13, 2023

TheJudge said:
Will the full story feature later in smack talk?

I am also very curious

cdmnuy · Nov 13, 2023

adamr said:
If I’m married, divorced or widowed or have three wives now from rural Africa ?

That sms number doesn’t work

Check your bank account 😂

Marcell1992 · Nov 13, 2023

TheJudge said:
Will the full story feature later in smack talk?

Can I SMS 25125 for R2.50 to be tagged in the smack talk story?

adamr · Nov 13, 2023

TheJudge said:
Will the full story feature later in smack talk?

Zero story here …. Just need all this in my move abroad. Sorry it was not more saucy involving a love triangle and an orange Tupperware 🤣

TheJudge · Nov 13, 2023

adamr said:
Zero story here …. Just need all this in my move abroad. Sorry it was not more saucy involving a love triangle and an orange Tupperware 🤣

Well now I have to clear all the notes in my calendar to check up on the cause for this thread. Much disappoint!

Spontaneous.Spinach · Nov 14, 2023

adamr said:
Zero story here …. Just need all this in my move abroad. Sorry it was not more saucy involving a love triangle and an orange Tupperware 🤣

You moving away forever?

farhanino · Nov 14, 2023

adamr said:
If I’m married, divorced or widowed or have three wives now from rural Africa ?

That sms number doesn’t work

Try checking on your phone. Contact List >>> Search >>> "Mother in Law"

Check how many you got, and that should tell you how many wives in return.

adamr · Nov 14, 2023

Spontaneous.Spinach said:
You moving away forever?

Well that’s the plan

TheJudge · Nov 14, 2023

adamr said:
Well that’s the plan

2 years later:

adamr sitting in a Campmaster chair with a Castle in hand sobbing while Toto's Africa plays in the background.

Kreepy Crawly · Nov 14, 2023

adamr said:
Well that’s the plan

No man stay..
I can’t deal with another time difference friend for advice on buying stuff I don’t really need.
FYI Dibs on MoonSwatch-Neptune. 🤣🤣🤣

adamr · Nov 14, 2023

Kreepy Crawly said:
No man stay..
I can’t deal with another time difference friend for advice on buying stuff I don’t really need.
FYI Dibs on MoonSwatch-Neptune. 🤣🤣🤣

lol ... time difference is thank God the same. But still busy with all the paperwork which is painfull, so a chance might not happen if they dont like my visa application

P1000 · Nov 14, 2023

Ask your wife.

TheJudge · Nov 14, 2023

adamr said:
lol ... time difference is thank God the same. But still busy with all the paperwork which is painfull, so a chance might not happen if they dont like my visa application

Remember to include your expertise in improvised explosives and weapons smuggling techniques in your application. These are skills sought after globally.

maq_ · Nov 14, 2023

adamr said:
lol ... time difference is thank God the same. But still busy with all the paperwork which is painfull, so a chance might not happen if they dont like my visa application

If you don't mind me asking, where are you applying to move to?

charizarding · Nov 14, 2023

Paper work is beyond fucking annoying, good luck!

My experience with Belgium has been painful. Everything to be sent to DIRCO which can take 8 weeks unless you pay 2-3k per document. Then the document can't be older than 6 months so if they take longer than 6 months to approve your work permit then you have to repeat the process.

adamr · Nov 14, 2023

charizarding said:
Paper work is beyond fucking annoying, good luck!

My experience with Belgium has been painful. Everything to be sent to DIRCO which can take 8 weeks unless you pay 2-3k per document. Then the document can't be older than 6 months so if they take longer than 6 months to approve your work permit then you have to repeat the process.

This is it … this is the place. The timelines are impossible and everything expedited is costly very costly . It’s almost impossible … like some requirements also contradictory. So I am expediting every single document and it’s not cheap at all. Makes one very angry

charizarding · Nov 14, 2023

adamr said:
This is it … this is the place. The timelines are impossible and everything expedited is costly very costly . It’s almost impossible … like some requirements also contradictory. So I am expediting every single document and it’s not cheap at all. Makes one very angry

Welcome to my life since January, its been extremely painful. My companies CEO called me yesterday to actually ask if we can look at other options like UK or Germany even as they are a lot more simple to get into with inter-company Visas.

Good luck man, hopefully will see you on the other side

Air · Nov 16, 2023

TheJudge said:
Remember to include your expertise in improvised explosives and weapons smuggling techniques in your application. These are skills sought after globally.

And that he had a holiday recently to Afghanistan. Seriously if he doesn't get a visa go anyway illegally. Get free hotel everything.

Air · Nov 16, 2023

charizarding said:
Paper work is beyond fucking annoying, good luck!

My experience with Belgium has been painful. Everything to be sent to DIRCO which can take 8 weeks unless you pay 2-3k per document. Then the document can't be older than 6 months so if they take longer than 6 months to approve your work permit then you have to repeat the process.

Well south Africa is a shitshow also. But am glad I could fly any minute if I wanted to.

Scrooloose · Nov 16, 2023

adamr said:
If I’m married, divorced or widowed or have three wives now from rural Africa ?

That sms number doesn’t work

Forget your anniversary. You'll know real quick.

In all seriousness, the online verification service no longer works. You can call 0800 60 11 90 to find out what your marital status is.

adamr · Nov 16, 2023

Scrooloose said:
Forget your anniversary. You'll know real quick.

In all seriousness, the online verification service no longer works. You can call 0800 60 11 90 to find out what your marital status is.

I found out I still am after paying the bloody lawyers so much. They told the registrar would lodge it and after all this time I am still married on the system .., what the f

adamr · Nov 16, 2023

Dutchdog said:
And that he had a holiday recently to Afghanistan. Seriously if he doesn't get a visa go anyway illegally. Get free hotel everything.

Take me with you … say I’m your grandson

Marcell1992 · Nov 16, 2023

Dibs on your PC. My offer is R10.50

adamr · Nov 16, 2023

Marcell1992 said:
Dibs on your PC. My offer is R10.50

Done

Nyt Ryda · Nov 16, 2023

adamr said:
It’s almost impossible … like some requirements also contradictory. So I am expediting every single document and it’s not cheap at all. Makes one very angry

Can I sell you my EU Citizenship?

Cheap price, just your house in Clifton. Which, you know, won't be worth anything when Malema comes for the land so it's a bargain!

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