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Flex · Jun 11, 2019

Dante_son said:
Still trying to figure out where to begin ...

Exactly this!

noa · Jun 11, 2019

ahcii said:
Hurr durr flex i love you omg flex i want to suck your cock omg durr you're so funny flex 🥰

😳

Dom · Jun 11, 2019

Noah said:
You said you did that last time retard.

Urban Dictionary: Noah

Dom · Jun 11, 2019

Erohann · Jun 11, 2019

Dante_son said:
Still trying to figure out where to begin ...

How far from the departure point, the centre of Happy Town, can the launch be held, to ensure the attendance of at least one gym bag, a big doggo and at minimum, half a tub of whey protein?

Fine I'll give a hint, grab a Venn diagram, make some notes, reread, again, reread, and quick mafs yo man

Snazzylicious · Jun 11, 2019

TLDR, anybody have a summarized version

noa · Jun 11, 2019

awvince said:
TLDR, anybody have a summarized version

They're trying to be funny but they're not.

ahcii · Jun 11, 2019

Erohann said:
How far from the departure point, the centre of Happy Town, can the launch be held, to ensure the attendance of at least one gym bag, a big doggo and at minimum, half a tub of whey protein?

Fine I'll give a hint, grab a Venn diagram, make some notes, reread, again, reread, and quick mafs yo man

oH OH Oh I know this one!
My answer - 2+2 = 4 - 1 that's three
quick mafs

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ahcii · Jun 11, 2019

ahcii said:
oH OH Oh I know this one!
My answer - 2+2 = 4 - 1 that's three
quick mafs

Shit I didn't PM, ruined the riddle for everyone

ahcii · Jun 11, 2019

Erohann said:
Fine I'll give a hint, grab a Venn diagram, make some notes, reread, again, reread, and quick mafs yo man

Nah shit I still got nothing.

noa · Jun 11, 2019

Hahahaha, no. You're still not funny.

Dom · Jun 11, 2019

ahcii said:
Nah shit I still got nothing.

Here is a clue that helped me - List of humorous units of measurement - Wikipedia

Dom · Jun 11, 2019

Noah said:
Hahahaha, no. You're still not funny.

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ahcii · Jun 11, 2019

Dom said:
Here is a clue that helped me - List of humorous units of measurement - Wikipedia

Found a new unit of measurement to size up my PP for the ladies.. a nanoacre. tiny but sounds big

:'(

Erohann · Jun 11, 2019

2nd answer in. not bad not bad... now you...

I await...

Snazzylicious · Jun 11, 2019

Question?

What is the length of the vehicle? are the occupants allowed to walk? Are the occupants allowed to have refreshments at the book launch? Can the participants read? Are they allowed to read?

Snazzylicious · Jun 11, 2019

Where do I lay a formal complaint? OP says my answer is wrong and I would like to go to court now.

Dom · Jun 11, 2019

awvince said:
Where do I lay a formal complaint? OP says my answer is wrong and I would like to go to court now.

Ask Juliaus @bloedmonster

Snazzylicious · Jun 11, 2019

@Erohann, a @Flex mile is always the right answer, how dare you say my Fuhrer's measurement is incorrect.

Erohann · Jun 11, 2019

awvince said:
Question?

What is the length of the vehicle? are the occupants allowed to walk? Are the occupants allowed to have refreshments at the book launch? Can the participants read? Are they allowed to read?

The vehicle size is perfect to accommodate the listed passenger configuration limitations
The occupants are allowed to walk a maximum of 100m after reaching their destination before being limited to that general area and a return trip to the car.
General area will be defined as the area the building or structure takes up where the launch event is being held at.
Refreshments will be catered for.
Participants of this quiz are having some difficulty reading.
Attendants at the launch need not be able to read, but it is inconsequential whether or not they can, but they may try.

Erohann · Jun 11, 2019

awvince said:
@Erohann, a @Flex mile is always the right answer, how dare you say my Fuhrer's measurement is incorrect.

Shhhh! You are giving it away!
A Flex mile is correct! but the quiz requires that to be converted to KMs please...

bloedmonster · Jun 11, 2019

Dom said:
Ask Juliaus @bloedmonster

I have been absolved from my executive duties.
I now only smokkel with chickens.
Wie soek 'n Durban hoenertjie?

Dom · Jun 11, 2019

bloedmonster said:
I have been absolved from my executive duties.
I now only smokkel with chickens.
Wie soek 'n Durban hoenertjie?

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ahcii · Jun 11, 2019

bloedmonster said:
I have been absolved from my executive duties.
I now only smokkel with chickens.
Wie soek 'n Durban hoenertjie?

How much for the large cock on your right?!..

Wow that pic leaves me with so many questions.

ahcii · Jun 11, 2019

Erohann said:
The vehicle size is perfect to accommodate the listed passenger configuration limitations
The occupants are allowed to walk a maximum of 100m after reaching their destination before being limited to that general area and a return trip to the car.
General area will be defined as the area the building or structure takes up where the launch event is being held at.
Refreshments will be catered for.
Participants of this quiz are having some difficulty reading.
Attendants at the launch need not be able to read, but it is inconsequential whether or not they can, but they may try.

PM me your address, sending courier to collect some of whatever that good shit is you're smoking

Flex · Jun 11, 2019

bloedmonster said:
I have been absolved from my executive duties.
I now only smokkel with chickens.
Wie soek 'n Durban hoenertjie?

Wait, I thought you did chickens shows and that chicken you are posing with is your trophy chicken that you have trained for 25 years

Erohann · Jun 11, 2019

ahcii said:
PM me your address, sending courier to collect some of whatever that good shit is you're smoking

I will require a SPAR cash send first please. and specifically SPAR, we don't do other stores here. We are known for our quality s#!T in this suburb.

Can do smoking, can do other stuff too

Dom · Jun 11, 2019

Erohann said:
I will require a SPAR cash send first please. and specifically SPAR, we don't do other stores here. We are known for our quality s#!T in this suburb.

Can do smoking, can do other stuff too

You need to be more specific as Randburg is a big area

Erohann · Jun 11, 2019

Dom said:
You need to be more specific as Randburg is a big area

Listen stop stalking me dammit

Also, I know I stay in Randburg, but I barely know the place okay. I know how to get to Spar and back.

Afaik Windsor East is drug riddled though, so stay the hell away if you have a choice.

Snazzylicious · Jun 11, 2019

Dom said:
You need to be more specific as Randburg is a big area

Is it a flex mile wide?

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