Erohann
Riddle Minion
You drive a Flexa, engineered by the Fuhrer Himself as the irreplaceable successor to the Volkswagen. This amazing piece of technology relies on a new type of fuel, henceforth known as PP, that is handed out in limited quantities by our Fearless Leader. This allotment of PP occurs at the very centre of Happy Town.
The finishing on the inside is reminiscent of a pink fuzzy playroom, recreated to reflect a special room He has at home. His followers will always strive to satisfy the Fuhrer, and as is to be seen in all loyal followers cars, there will always be, two full grown adults, a baby seat filled, or soon to be and a big doggo or a Fuhrer sized adult with two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag. There is little in the way of knowing what might drive past you, as both above groups are equally fiercely loyal to His vision of a perfect world. This perfect world is grounded by symmetry and the rule that all roads run perfectly parallel with both the Equator and the Prime Meridian. The very centre where they meet in Happy Town, is famous for being the exact location where the Fuhrer just came into existence out of awesomeness. Those roads are known as Oosthuizen Rd and Flex St(anation). Fun fact, He has never been seen to deviate more than 100m off either road. In order to promote safety and good work ethic, it has been made law to pull over after every 100KM traveled. It is illegal to stop before or after and all towns have been spaced as such, perfectly, in our perfect world, with a pull-off station.
There is capacity inside each Flexa for either, three full grown adult occupants and a small puppy, two full grown adults, a big doggo and a baby or one Fuhrer sized adult and two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag. Cats are strictly forbidden from traveling in Flexas and people caught doing so will be hunted by the Trinity Gang as punishment. To prevent Groenewalds from fleeing too far from the Gang in whatever transportation, all Flexas, such as those driven by the Gang, have the superabundance PP capacity to go 200KM on a full tank.
As a standard extra on all Flexas, you can overclock the RAM found in the computing unit built in, but without any indication of XMP specifications, you do so at the risk of bricking said RAM.
In the event of successful overclock, you maintain stock PP consumption, but the harmless pollution produced by this ground breaking vehicle, will have the added benefit of spreading more love where it travels.
This has been identified as the secret to the success of His army and followers’ growth, as the Flexa drivers have not only been deeply touched in all the appropriate places by this love being spread, but because of the safety features (see passenger capacity above). It has bolstered the economy by increasing sales of the Flexa to accommodate the new followers needing transportation of their own now (baby’s are considered to be in an incubation period of sorts after birth for 35 exact months, after which the state recognises them as full grown adults).
The add-ons for ‘physically limited full grown adults’ in order to reach the pedals, is available for free if all the necessary documentation, donation, devotion, initiation, offerings, pledging, rituals and incantations are completed and/or submitted. These will however be sent via bird mail, in pieces, with a turnaround time of exactly an additional 157 months till the final key piece is delivered.
To celebrate the launch of our Fuhrers new art book, coinciding with His graduation from the university He founded Himself to complete His Master’s degree in War of Art (already enrolled for His Doctorates in Artistic War), there is a convoy of His most loyal departing in 200 Flexas. They have all been granted their monthly allotment of PP enabling a staggering 100KM to be travelled. Unfortunately, the book launch is taking place at an unknown location only to be announced minutes before taking place, and His followers will have to statistically divide themselves to ensure maximum attendance and Fuhrer approval is attained. How far from the departure point, the centre of Happy Town, can the launch be held, to ensure the attendance of at least one gym bag, a big doggo and at minimum, half a tub of whey protein?
It can be assumed all His followers will, when required, self-sacrifice, to ensure the gods are appeased. In all instances, the odds must be balanced to ensure that no matter which horizon is chosen, someone will be there to support our Fuhrer.
I summon thee brothers, join me on this glorious day to pay tribute to our leader @Flex
Please PM me your answers
bloedmonster
keenen
Braducken
Shad.O
Dom
@PandaAttack1
@AthanC
Skottelgoed Spons
Cookie
Grey14
Erohann
Spectaitor
@Angry5p1c3
megustav
Nickslayer
Dante_son
Famous Last Words!
awvince
Dup
Anth0ny
ahcii
Fox22743
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The finishing on the inside is reminiscent of a pink fuzzy playroom, recreated to reflect a special room He has at home. His followers will always strive to satisfy the Fuhrer, and as is to be seen in all loyal followers cars, there will always be, two full grown adults, a baby seat filled, or soon to be and a big doggo or a Fuhrer sized adult with two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag. There is little in the way of knowing what might drive past you, as both above groups are equally fiercely loyal to His vision of a perfect world. This perfect world is grounded by symmetry and the rule that all roads run perfectly parallel with both the Equator and the Prime Meridian. The very centre where they meet in Happy Town, is famous for being the exact location where the Fuhrer just came into existence out of awesomeness. Those roads are known as Oosthuizen Rd and Flex St(anation). Fun fact, He has never been seen to deviate more than 100m off either road. In order to promote safety and good work ethic, it has been made law to pull over after every 100KM traveled. It is illegal to stop before or after and all towns have been spaced as such, perfectly, in our perfect world, with a pull-off station.
There is capacity inside each Flexa for either, three full grown adult occupants and a small puppy, two full grown adults, a big doggo and a baby or one Fuhrer sized adult and two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag. Cats are strictly forbidden from traveling in Flexas and people caught doing so will be hunted by the Trinity Gang as punishment. To prevent Groenewalds from fleeing too far from the Gang in whatever transportation, all Flexas, such as those driven by the Gang, have the superabundance PP capacity to go 200KM on a full tank.
As a standard extra on all Flexas, you can overclock the RAM found in the computing unit built in, but without any indication of XMP specifications, you do so at the risk of bricking said RAM.
In the event of successful overclock, you maintain stock PP consumption, but the harmless pollution produced by this ground breaking vehicle, will have the added benefit of spreading more love where it travels.
This has been identified as the secret to the success of His army and followers’ growth, as the Flexa drivers have not only been deeply touched in all the appropriate places by this love being spread, but because of the safety features (see passenger capacity above). It has bolstered the economy by increasing sales of the Flexa to accommodate the new followers needing transportation of their own now (baby’s are considered to be in an incubation period of sorts after birth for 35 exact months, after which the state recognises them as full grown adults).
The add-ons for ‘physically limited full grown adults’ in order to reach the pedals, is available for free if all the necessary documentation, donation, devotion, initiation, offerings, pledging, rituals and incantations are completed and/or submitted. These will however be sent via bird mail, in pieces, with a turnaround time of exactly an additional 157 months till the final key piece is delivered.
To celebrate the launch of our Fuhrers new art book, coinciding with His graduation from the university He founded Himself to complete His Master’s degree in War of Art (already enrolled for His Doctorates in Artistic War), there is a convoy of His most loyal departing in 200 Flexas. They have all been granted their monthly allotment of PP enabling a staggering 100KM to be travelled. Unfortunately, the book launch is taking place at an unknown location only to be announced minutes before taking place, and His followers will have to statistically divide themselves to ensure maximum attendance and Fuhrer approval is attained. How far from the departure point, the centre of Happy Town, can the launch be held, to ensure the attendance of at least one gym bag, a big doggo and at minimum, half a tub of whey protein?
It can be assumed all His followers will, when required, self-sacrifice, to ensure the gods are appeased. In all instances, the odds must be balanced to ensure that no matter which horizon is chosen, someone will be there to support our Fuhrer.
I summon thee brothers, join me on this glorious day to pay tribute to our leader @Flex
Please PM me your answers
bloedmonster
keenen
Braducken
Shad.O
Dom
@PandaAttack1
@AthanC
Skottelgoed Spons
Cookie
Grey14
Erohann
Spectaitor
@Angry5p1c3
megustav
Nickslayer
Dante_son
Famous Last Words!
awvince
Dup
Anth0ny
ahcii
Fox22743
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The
- Inexperienced: @Dom uses mass instead of length/distance. It is ineffective
- Ingenious: @awvince thinks outside of Schrodinger's box and gives a plausible answer. It is... plausible, but not the expected answer. Currently crowd favourite for new position of Parliaments Scientist
- Illiterate: @Angry5p1c3 uses three tyres, handbrake turn and prays for ambulance. Ambulance did not take him to the launch event, but the morgue.
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