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Wanted: Someone to join the shittest DOTA team on the planet

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Which is me and my wife. She played Dota a few years ago, and was kinda good but then stopped playing.

I popped into her life (best thing that ever happened) and we now started playing again, but we SUCK. Like properly. And it's frustrating playing with people who are more intent of telling you how shit you are than actually trying to give you advice.

So I thought I'd ask here. You are probably going to loose a bunch of games with us, but this is something she really enjoys (not losing, Dota). I'm not a huge fan of the game, but I do it because that's what you do if you love someone: Put up with their bad life choices (also me, I see the irony).

Who is willing to join us for 1 game a night, usually around 9/10pm, and just suck with us. Who knows, maybe we gitgud and start playing really well, but for now, just to get some team work going and some guidance.


PULEEZ.
 

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Eish... I also suck, but I don't know if I can commit to such a schedule...
 

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Which is me and my wife. She played Dota a few years ago, and was kinda good but then stopped playing.

I popped into her life (best thing that ever happened) and we now started playing again, but we SUCK. Like properly. And it's frustrating playing with people who are more intent of telling you how shit you are than actually trying to give you advice.

So I thought I'd ask here. You are probably going to loose a bunch of games with us, but this is something she really enjoys (not losing, Dota). I'm not a huge fan of the game, but I do it because that's what you do if you love someone: Put up with their bad life choices (also me, I see the irony).

Who is willing to join us for 1 game a night, usually around 9/10pm, and just suck with us. Who knows, maybe we gitgud and start playing really well, but for now, just to get some team work going and some guidance.


PULEEZ.
I got the same issue...haha. i just practice with bots. I'll like to join your team but also cant commit to every night.
 

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I got around 2000+ games.
Don't know how many hours that is.

EDIT: 5700+ hrs plus according to Steam.
But I have watched a number of games, and tournaments.

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Bird87_ZA

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We haven't played in a while. Life happens. But looking to get back into the swing of things. Thanks for all the offers. I got a DM from @ChinaNum#1. But I'll be sure to look back here if I don't come right.

@FrikkieSwag well, considering the considerable amount of abuse you get from people in unranked, I've played more bots than anything else. But still not 100hours. I can't see how man hours, because for some reason steam keeps removing the game from my library, but probably like 80 hours.
 

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