[Sale/Trade] Trade my needlessly expensive ebike for another needlessly expensive thing.

[Vuudo]

Picture for a moment: you, In the future, fit… vegan… 0.5% body fat.. and all of that gained by hardcore cycling. You overtake anybody in the cycle lanes with ease, men/woman/apache helicopters go weak at the knees with your pure muscle power.

Now snap back to reality… that’s not you, and it sure as hell was not me. So that’s why I got this badboy… you push a button and it turns your weakling little peddles into Tour Da France level strides.

How? Science b*tch!

Things you no longer have to worry about when you own this badboy:

• Wind - No longer a factor, you are from the future now, screw wind.
• People faster than you? - Nope, Sports mode baby!
• People slower than you? – Not for you Bladerunner (The cyberpunk one, not the killer) just push the included bell and those normies to move.
• Tired of hotties not checking you out? – Well, too bad this bike will NOT solve that problem.
• Load shedding? – Who cares, this aluminum and lithium ion powerhouse has a LIGHT, grab your shades, your future is bright.

Still not convinced?

Check out these totally not editorialized comments from users just like you

"a fun investment " - Marick: 100% rated VIP Supporter and all around good dog
" This had me wanting to get off the couch" - Nimz: 66 positive reviews, well known member and speedy BMW
" make me wanna buy it" - Fox22743 - Official Luciphiliac, god king of postive rankings and super speedy ninetailed fox


But really... I am open to literally anything that you would be willing to trade, for round about the same value. Or cash money.



Item: Ebike - Giant Quick-e+ 2018
Age: Purchased new from Giant in Cape Town
Price: R30 000 (ONCO)
Warranty: Yes, 5 year with Giant.
Packaging: No
Condition: Great
Location: Kenilworth, Cape Town
Reason: Unused
Shipping: At your cost
Collection: Preffered
Link: Quick-E+ 28 MPH (2018) | Men E-bike bike | Giant Bicycles International

 

[Marick]

If I had 30K lying around,this would be a fun investment
GLWS mate.

 

[LunaFox]

That intro make me wanna buy it

 

[Nimz]

Are you sir, by any chance a salesman?

Coz you should be..... This had me wanting to get off the couch.... That moment has thankfully passed [emoji23]

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[brianj74]

Size?

 

[Vuudo]

Size?

Mens medium, perfect size unless you are much taller than 6ft.

 

[Vuudo]

Price drop, 25k. Also keen for a Note 10 + cash difference.

 

[blogbytes]

What an intro. Had a good giggle

The e motor powered in that bike is a Yamaha sync drive. It can be unlocked using a chip or custom software and you can then fly up a hill with up to 70kmh

GLWS

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[Vuudo]

What an intro. Had a good giggle

The e motor powered in that bike is a Yamaha sync drive. It can be unlocked using a chip or custom software and you can then fly up a hill with up to 70kmh

GLWS

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This is beyond science!

 

[Baddass]

That's me out. 6"5.5'.
😬Nearly got off the couch.

 

[Petester]

I live on Boyes Drive in Cape Town and this would be very handy

 

[LunaFox]

@Vuudo that post edit... I came back to the thread to check the likes on my post and boy am I glad I want back to OP... So good

 

[mujeeb1]

Post of the year came in late, Wish I could like this twice

 

[Vuudo]

Final drop, R20k or something of similar value. Folks, I can't shitpost forever.

Well... I can... but at some point, the rum will run out.

 

[FlipWors]

As someone that has built a diy ebike that can lug my ass at 40kmh at a cost of R20k, this is a bargain for a 45kmh model that comes from a reputable brand, with a warranty!

If I were in CT, I’d be tempted! GLWS

 

[Vuudo]

Bump!

 

[fastesthamster]

If you can think about how to get this to Joburg I'd take it.

(feel like a nice long pedal up to Joburg? I'll get you a ticket back )

But seriously, if you think it's possible to ship to Joburg I am interested.

 

[Vuudo]

Sold off forum.