[Wanted] Playstation 2

[Sarchasm]

Item Wanted: Playstation 2
Packaging Essential: N/A.
Desired Age: N/A.
Location: Cape Town.
Willing to accept a shipped item: Local will get preferance.
Ballpark/Budget Amount: R500.

Hi all

Looking for a PS2, needs to be 100% working order and hopefully not too aesthetically displeasing.
I just need the console, 1 controller, 1 memory card and the cables please.

Thanks in advance.
SarChasm