Taking a page out of the playbook of @Vuudo - Please excuse the plagiarization - but i figured why re-invent the wheel
Picture for a moment: you, In the future, fit… vegan… 0.5% body fat.. and all of that gained by hardcore cycling. You overtake anybody in the cycle lanes with ease, men/woman/apache helicopters go weak at the knees with your pure muscle power.
Now snap back to reality… that’s not you, and it sure as hell was not me. So that’s why I got this badboy… you push a button and it turns your weakling little peddles into Tour Da France level strides.
How? Science b*tch!
Things you no longer have to worry about when you own this badboy:
Item: Enduro XC - Electric Mountain Bike
Age: Unsure - drove to Hermanus last year to collect and pay.
Price:R16 000 R15 000
Warranty: No - personal 30 day warranty
Packaging: No
Condition: Great
Location: Blouberg side, Cape Town
Reason: Moving on to watersports in a way - bought a fishing Kayak and want to catch some fish and can't entertain all my hobbies anymore.
Shipping: At your cost, arrangement and risk. Not sure how one would ship a bicycle though.
Collection: Preferred
Bike has pedal assist and also full auto.
Includes Cycling Computer for distance, speed, etc
Extra cushioned add-on to the saddle for long rides.
LED Headlamp attachment.
Pics:
FYI
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Picture for a moment: you, In the future, fit… vegan… 0.5% body fat.. and all of that gained by hardcore cycling. You overtake anybody in the cycle lanes with ease, men/woman/apache helicopters go weak at the knees with your pure muscle power.
Now snap back to reality… that’s not you, and it sure as hell was not me. So that’s why I got this badboy… you push a button and it turns your weakling little peddles into Tour Da France level strides.
How? Science b*tch!
Things you no longer have to worry about when you own this badboy:
- Wind - No longer a factor, you are from the future now, screw wind.
- People faster than you? - Nope, Sports mode baby!
- People slower than you? – Not for you Bladerunner (The cyberpunk one, not the killer) just push the included bell and those normies move.
- Tired of hotties not checking you out? – Well, too bad this bike will NOT solve that problem. Though you will get random dudes eyeballing you and occasionally coming up to you to enquire about the bike.
- Load shedding? – Who cares, this lithium ion powerhouse has a LIGHT, grab your shades, your future is bright.
Item: Enduro XC - Electric Mountain Bike
Age: Unsure - drove to Hermanus last year to collect and pay.
Price:
Warranty: No - personal 30 day warranty
Packaging: No
Condition: Great
Location: Blouberg side, Cape Town
Reason: Moving on to watersports in a way - bought a fishing Kayak and want to catch some fish and can't entertain all my hobbies anymore.
Shipping: At your cost, arrangement and risk. Not sure how one would ship a bicycle though.
Collection: Preferred
Bike has pedal assist and also full auto.
Includes Cycling Computer for distance, speed, etc
Extra cushioned add-on to the saddle for long rides.
LED Headlamp attachment.
Pics:
FYI
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