[For Sale] CS GO inventory for sale

[Yaseen Ebrahim]

Good day Carbonites,
I trust the CUD goes well.

I have my CS Go Items for sale.

Item: CS GO weapon skins
Age: Errrm
Warranty: N/A
Packaging: huh
Condition: Will be stated in inventory section of my steam profile
Location: Steam
Reason: Collection Complete, now selling.
Shipping: Ya, through cyberspace
Collection: Call beforehand...
Price: PM Me and we can discuss (sale/s to be done via EFT) or add me on steam and steam message, Nova Elite. Prices will be dependent/based on current selling prices on steam.
Link: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebrahim_yaseen0

I apologise if this template is wrong, please advise if so.

May the CUD be with you

 

[Yaseen Ebrahim]

Bump
Did I mention that I will be charging what price I will recieve instead of what price buyer would pay.
To explain, I am sure that everybody is aware of the cut steam takes from your sales. . .
So if something is being sold for R 10.00 and the seller would recieve R 8.00, I will charge R 8.00.
Prices still dependent on current selling prices shown on steam at the time of the sale.
Most of my inventory could go for R 600.00 +- excluding my knife, knife price is tbd.
Also, all items are Stat Trak items.

 

[Yaseen Ebrahim]

Prices adjusted to be about 10% off OP Skins prices. PM me to discuss

 

[Yaseen Ebrahim]

BUMP
Come to me with offers

 

[Kuga]

I'll offer you a cheese and ham sammich?

*edit*

Can't offer you the cheese as the cheese I've got is a bit old, there's some mold on it that's busy growing into a small colony. I think at this stage the colony has discovered fire.. as I can see little things walking around and some puffs of smoke coming from it.

*edit edit*

Doesn't look like I can offer you the ham either. There's also a colony grown on the ham, and it looks like they are more advanced than the colony that developed on the cheese. They are raiding and pillaging the colony on the cheese, there's little tanks and assault rifles :O

*edit edit edit*

Oh no! Some sad news I'm afraid.. There was a third colony that developed on the bread itself. I think that they must have been the oldest, as the colony on the bread developed into superior faction. There was what appeared to be a tactical nuclear explosion, wiping out the colonies of ham and cheese. They had what looked like mechanized assault bots that went into do a cleaning up of both colonies.. Both colonies from ham and cheese have been eradicated, the remaining survivors have built a statue in honor of the colony from the bread.

*edit edit edit edit*

Looks like the colony from the bread has now taken the survivors of cheese and ham, and created labour camps. They have started conquering other pieces of bread, and using the labour camps to harvest the resources from nearby bread slices!

*edit edit edit edit edit*

Looks like some shit is going down in here! A neighbouring bread colony has discovered space travel by the looks of things! They came in little UFO's and wiped out the original bread colony, and freeing the slaves from the cheese and ham colonies, there's chanting and singing!

*edit edit edit edit edit edit*

Oh shit! The domestic worker is coming in now with a vacuum cleaner! She is going for the colonies! The terror, the horror!. Thousands of little screams I can hear..

Aaandd poof.

They'll gone.. Been sucked up into the abyss.

No more little colonies anymore

To OP : Sorry I can't offer you a cheese and ham sammich anymore. It's been vacuumed up.

 

[Yaseen Ebrahim]

 

[iamgigglz]

<so much random>

 

[Reap3r]

<so much random>.

I read that whole thing and I have no idea why.
OP GLWS, if I still played I would have taken something but alas I don't...

 

[SCHUMI4EVER]

longass random snipped

Is that what spontaneous combustion looks like in text form? .....We did warn you to go to your nearest dealership to be checked out...

 

[Yaseen Ebrahim]

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[HNO3ZA]

We did warn you to go to your nearest dealership to be checked out...

He doesnt RECALL anything.....

 

[nan0s0ldier]

The puns are on FIRE today :3

 

[Kuga]

I read that whole thing and I have no idea why.
OP GLWS, if I still played I would have taken something but alas I don't...

Slow day at the office.. I decided to make a short story. I hope you liked it LOL

Apologies for the derail. [MENTION=32607]Yaseen Ebrahim[/MENTION] doesn't mind

I had a good giggle to myself . My wife looked at me funny

 

[Anvil]

my wife looked at me funny while quietly dialing the nearest mental institution/funny farm.

ftfy

 

[MSI1104]

[MENTION=988]Kuga[/MENTION] read a lot of 2000AD comics when you were younger?

 

[Yaseen Ebrahim]

Knife sold to [MENTION=35347]scarecrow101[/MENTION]
All other items still available. Come forward with offers. I am open to negotiations.

 

[Yaseen Ebrahim]

Bump

 

[Yaseen Ebrahim]

Closed