Mafia- The Office Edition

[Flex]

@Denz1001 Grabs the parcel........

 

[ThatGuyJD]

Glad to see the amount of sexual innuendo here, I'll fit right in being Jan.

 

[Flex]

*BAHM* Phyllis was hiding in the ceiling the whole time and crashes thourgh landing in the middle of the Office.....

 

[Shad.O]

Damnit Phyllis!!! Thats coming out of your paycheck!!!

Cant you just creep under peoples desks like a normal person?!

 

[AfricanTech]

*BAHM* Phyllis was hiding in the ceiling the whole time and crashes thourgh landing in the middle of the Office.....

*grumble - wasn't hiding - drew the short straw and had to go see why the fokken wifi wasn't working.

 

[D3TTOL]

*grumble - wasn't hiding - drew the short straw and had to go see why the fokken wifi wasn't working.

So, Did you fix the wifi?

 

[Shad.O]

*grumble - wasn't hiding - drew the short straw and had to go see why the fokken wifi wasn't working.

How short was that straw that you didnt think to call IT?????

 

[Shad.O]

So, Did you fix the wifi?

Fixed the wifi, fucked the roof 😑

 

[AfricanTech]

So, Did you fix the wifi?

No - seems that some rats chewed the wiring....

 

[AfricanTech]

Fixed the wifi, fucked the roof 😑

jokes on everyone - wifi still fucked; ceiling fucked too

 

[Dom]

jokes on everyone - wifi still fucked; ceiling fucked too

Screw you people - reception will have to call someone to clean it up :/

 

[AfricanTech]

How short was that straw that you didnt think to call IT?????

voetsek - in this place my MTA that I got via mahala . com makes me IT

 

[Denz1001]

Physllis, how did you even get up there

 

[ThatGuyJD]

Damnit Phyllis!!! Thats coming out of your paycheck!!!

Cant you just creep under peoples desks like a normal person?!

I want you under my desk...

 

[AfricanTech]

Physllis, how did you even get up there

if you knew your health and safety regulations you wouldn't need to ask

 

[Shad.O]

I want you under my desk...

Thats why i made sure with the last lot of renovations to allow extra leg area under it 😏

 

[Denz1001]

if you knew your health and safety regulations you wouldn't need to ask

obviously the regulations didn't save you

 

[Dom]

Physllis, how did you even get up there

Maybe someone boosted him/her/it/them/apache helicopter?

 

[D3TTOL]

Soo, What's in the box?

 

[Denz1001]

Soo, What's in the box?

if you wanted to know, you should have grabbed it...

 

[Shad.O]

if you wanted to know, you should have grabbed it...

 

[Denz1001]

lack of vitamin D

 

[Denz1001]

so who's the spy giving out our client lists... what do you think, Michael

 

[Shad.O]

so who's the spy giving out our client lists... what do you think, Michael

Honestly Phyllis has my spider senses tingling from crawling round in the roof

Nobody here gets paid enough to go through that sort of effort for Wi-Fi.... 🤨🧐

 

[Denz1001]

Phyllis, are you the culprit, did you hide the info in ur bushiest beaver...

 

[Dom]

Phyllis, are you the culprit, did you hide the info in ur bushiest beaver...

Need some HR in this bish.

 

[ThatGuyJD]

Need some HR in this bish.

Hair removal?

 

[Denz1001]

are we going for a random vote or vote out inactives... I say if you are not here then you guilty... toodles...

 

[D3TTOL]

That's a lot of inactives

 

[ThatGuyJD]

Well they haven't been here yet... 😕