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Wanted: Dota 2 Ranked EU West team mates (I'm Herald 2, so anything up to Crusader is fine I think)

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Some synonyms I use: "Pigs" , "Freaks", "Animals", "Braindeads", "Scum"

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
That's much better than what I call them. If you are too nice, they just ignore you. You gotta insult the shit outta them so they wake up and pay attention
 
That's much better than what I call them. If you are too nice, they just ignore you. You gotta insult the shit outta them so they wake up and pay attention

You have potential. I see that as "The Lord's Work." But it can be tedious. So many people want to AFK run through the motions and just mess around. They have their ideas set in stone. I do not know why, (probably depression, loneliness, dissatisfaction with life etc. So don't want to necessarily make things worse for them) but they do the same thing every damn game.

Best is to mute. Forget about the bad games, enjoy the good games. :)
 
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Some synonyms I use: "Pigs" , "Freaks", "Animals", "Braindeads", "Scum"

Stresses me out just thinking about some of these players. Lol

But the game can be very fun with teammates. My one Ukrainian friend and I; him on Mid, and myself on Carry had over 70% winrate on over 700 games.

(He stopped for the same reason as me. Though he had it worse. His doctor said it's not good for his heart.)

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Let him play Dazzle mid for fun. Bra, I lost mid for the first time in months. TO. A. DAZZLE

*Before he gets nerfed. 7.29 patch, he insta deletes illusions. Bye bye CK and PL, you think you will run up and ulti then manta and wreck us, Dazzle 7.29 says nope
 
Let him play Dazzle mid for fun. Bra, I lost mid for the first time in months. TO. A. DAZZLE
Don't feel bad. Any hero can be played mid. Support heroes like Dazzle/AA/Rubick are broken mid heroes. So OP. The problem is if you die once you lose your power spike and lose the game. Dendi is a famous n00b who spams these heroes mid and sucks balls all the time :D

I haven't even read the 7.29 patch notes. I'm done! :D

PL is one of my best heroes though. I first pick him and AM EZ
 
You have potential. I see that as "The Lord's Work." But it can be tedious. So many people want to AFK run through the motions and just mess around. They have their ideas set in stone. I do not know why, (probably depression, loneliness, dissatisfaction with life etc. So don't want to necessarily make things worse for them) but they do the same thing every damn game.

Best is to mute. Forget about the bad games, enjoy the good games. :)
Nice mindset, that's also why I stopped bumping this thread. I kinda stopped taking it seriously, still pisses me off when you've been playing for years and I joined in 2020 and I am so much better than you. It shows that the idiot needs to delete, go download Plants vs Zombies
 
Don't feel bad. Any hero can be played mid. Support heroes like Dazzle/AA/Rubick are broken mid heroes. So OP. The problem is if you die once you lose your power spike and lose the game. Dendi is a famous n00b who spams these heroes mid and sucks balls all the time :D
I started Ogre mid, people don't know what to do

They even gank me lol, then I get a free triple kill
 
Don't feel bad. Any hero can be played mid. Support heroes like Dazzle/AA/Rubick are broken mid heroes. So OP. The problem is if you die once you lose your power spike and lose the game. Dendi is a famous n00b who spams these heroes mid and sucks balls all the time :D

I haven't even read the 7.29 patch notes. I'm done! :D

PL is one of my best heroes though. I first pick him and AM EZ
First pick PL? Is jy mal?
 
Heroes that can first pick:
Treant
OD
Willow
Clockwerk
Bristleback
Puck

Either you tank, or you have an escape, no counter except for a 5 man chain stun
 
Nice one on Ogre mid. Very strong mid hero!

Yeah, PL is unstoppable if you can play him well. Diffusal + Heart = EZ PZ. Beaten a lot of lvl 25 earthshakers. It's quite rewarding to dodge echo slam; and when you have heart you can eat echo slam no problem. PL is a crazy hero. PL + Naga

AM more difficult to first pick. Fast battlefury, push lanes, farm items, kill all. Had some amazing AM games :D
 
So as the OP says he can't play with Legend bracket friends because his account is as low as it gets... I add him on what I consider a very low rank acc smurf, "Archon".. Game has various ranks: Herald, Guardian, Crusader, Archon, Legend, Ancient, Divine, Immortal. So I add him on an Archon acc and play with him.

If anyone knows the role of support, it's to allow the core, or the carry to have as good lane as possible. I pick one of the most, if not the most difficult character on the game, Morphing. As support, he contested every last hit of mine! If I wasn't trying to help him, I would've abandoned the game. So I jungle.. end up with a net-worth of 9k @ 20mins. Enemy is very good carry player with 11k net-worth. He also had a support who had 6,900 games!

Despite this, I easily get 16 kills "beyond godlike" destroy the towers, win the game. Easily.

I give him some advice that his best role would probably be the pos 3. Quite politely I refrain from telling him the truth, that he has zero idea what he was doing as position 5.
The result? He wins like 7 games in a row at pos 3. (Remember, at the lowest bracket possible, Herald)

So I invite him for another game, I give him the privilege of playing with my younger brother and myself, both of which have played the game at the highest level for years.

Turns out, we have another smurf on our team who wants to carry. So I let my younger brother carry. I play support, the smurf goes pos 3. What happens with the OP who I'm giving free advice to and being generous by playing a game with him? He throws a tantrum and refuses to play the game with any of us. Completely AFK building nonsensical items in the jungle. So we playing 4v5, we can still win, then he starts trolling me.

Totally disgusted. I would give him a moerse PK in real life. He deserves worse.
I told my brother what he told me in private messages, (that he believes he is a 4,500 MMR player, some perspective; 20-30 MMR is awarded for a win in a ranked match. Myself and my brother both have over 4,500 mmr in DotA, where the OP has maybe 200 MMR! When I told my brother that he burst out laughing.

Try to help someone and they throw it in your face. If any one wanted to know, the OP is 100% Herald rank and was reported by the entire team.

I've taught about 40 people how to play the game well. Coaching their games to higher and higher levels. And he totally throws it in my face.

Disgusting attitude. Contrary to his belief that he should be higher rank than he is, he will stay Herald rank for atleast another year or forever as long as his awful teenage attitude doesn't change.
I wish I could PK him.
Not worth my time to even speak to him again since he is more than 60iq points below me.

Let this be a warning to anyone who thinks they would be able to coach him.

Rant over.
 
So as the OP says he can't play with Legend bracket friends because his account is as low as it gets... I add him on what I consider a very low rank acc smurf, "Archon".. Game has various ranks: Herald, Guardian, Crusader, Archon, Legend, Ancient, Divine, Immortal. So I add him on an Archon acc and play with him.

If anyone knows the role of support, it's to allow the core, or the carry to have as good lane as possible. I pick one of the most, if not the most difficult character on the game, Morphing. As support, he contested every last hit of mine! If I wasn't trying to help him, I would've abandoned the game. So I jungle.. end up with a net-worth of 9k @ 20mins. Enemy is very good carry player with 11k net-worth. He also had a support who had 6,900 games!

Despite this, I easily get 16 kills "beyond godlike" destroy the towers, win the game. Easily.

I give him some advice that his best role would probably be the pos 3. Quite politely I refrain from telling him the truth, that he has zero idea what he was doing as position 5.
The result? He wins like 7 games in a row at pos 3. (Remember, at the lowest bracket possible, Herald)

So I invite him for another game, I give him the privilege of playing with my younger brother and myself, both of which have played the game at the highest level for years.

Turns out, we have another smurf on our team who wants to carry. So I let my younger brother carry. I play support, the smurf goes pos 3. What happens with the OP who I'm giving free advice to and being generous by playing a game with him? He throws a tantrum and refuses to play the game with any of us. Completely AFK building nonsensical items in the jungle. So we playing 4v5, we can still win, then he starts trolling me.

Totally disgusted. I would give him a moerse PK in real life. He deserves worse.
I told my brother what he told me in private messages, (that he believes he is a 4,500 MMR player, some perspective; 20-30 MMR is awarded for a win in a ranked match. Myself and my brother both have over 4,500 mmr in DotA, where the OP has maybe 200 MMR! When I told my brother that he burst out laughing.

Try to help someone and they throw it in your face. If any one wanted to know, the OP is 100% Herald rank and was reported by the entire team.

I've taught about 40 people how to play the game well. Coaching their games to higher and higher levels. And he totally throws it in my face.

Disgusting attitude. Contrary to his belief that he should be higher rank than he is, he will stay Herald rank for atleast another year or forever as long as his awful teenage attitude doesn't change.
I wish I could PK him.
Not worth my time to even speak to him again since he is more than 60iq points below me.

Let this be a warning to anyone who thinks they would be able to coach him.

Rant over.
I didn't even read this whole shit show

You are "immortal" but no wonder you lose 8/10 games on your low ranked smurf account, cos you play like shit - I've seen Legend players on their crusader smurfs, fare way better, so obviously you are just plain dog shit

You are one of those noob carries that jungle for an entire 45 minutes before you do anything at all. I held your hand that game we played, too bad your noob brother couldn't help you when he supported you in the past game. He also misplayed his role, we had 0 vision - literally everyone complained about that. You and your bro make our mid buy the wards

You are trash and I really doubt your status! You play maybe crusader II level at best.

All those personal threats you made, why don't you post them here?

Anyway, I'm done with you, glad you are gone, you made me lose a very good winning streak. If my stats are better than yours then I guess you should try a Herald I smurf account LOL
 
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I didn't even read this whole shit show

You are "immortal" but no wonder you lose 7/10 games on your low ranked smurf account, cos you play like shit
"Played like shit" but the artificial intelligence system gives me 'MVP' on pos 5 support in a game where we 4v5 with everyone asking you nicely to play, where you hold all the neutral items. Totally shameful. The ignorance and the arrogance. I'd be totally ashamed if I were you.

Disrespectful clown. 🤡

I'd pay big money to give you the PK you deserve.
You've got alot to learn in life and in the game, boy.


Enjoy Herald bracket. Some perspective; I have ranked up an acc from guardian 5 - Archon 1 in ONE Day. He's been Herald 2 since October last year.

They weren't threats. Its factual. Rare to meet such a disrespectful person. Sincerely hope you change your ways.

'ignoring user' now.

"Dunning Kruger to the max"

*shakes head in disbelief*

Bye
 
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"Played like shit" but the artificial intelligence system gives me 'MVP' on pos 5 support in a game where we 4v5 with everyone asking you nicely to play, where you hold all the neutral items. Totally shameful. The ignorance and the arrogance. I'd be totally ashamed if I were you.

Disrespectful clown. 🤡

I'd pay big money to give you the PK you deserve.
You've got alot to learn in life and in the game, boy.

'ignoring user' now.

Enjoy Herald bracket.

Bye
How old are you?
Making up kak stories like this.

You were Pos 5 Anti-Mage -- sure buddy, want me to embarass you further and post your replays too - just so we can all see you lying and making a fool of yourself.

I held 0 neutrals, but in fact I'm done with your retarded ass. Go ahead and lose 8 more games in a row vs guys 6950 MMR lower than you (y)

Would have let it slide but please boy you should really grow up. This is childish shit you are on now

This is exactly the dumb shit I criticize and sadly you are one of those kids with the immature behaviour. Disappointing

YOU ARE 30 - fuck sake 😫
 
And this you all you beautiful fekkers is why i don't play Dota/LoL or the like...
Fuck toxic bullshit like this...
You will typically find okes spreading kak stories like this doos @Mark Black - anyway I'm done with him. He's "soooo intelligent" but he's behaving like he should go clock in at creche tomorrow

Anyway, real decent players are not like this
 
You will typically find okes spreading kak stories like this doos @Mark Black - anyway I'm done with him. He's "soooo intelligent" but he's behaving like he should go clock in at creche tomorrow

Anyway, real decent players are not like this
Yea it's always like this... Entirely why I stopped playing any competitive multiplayer games.
Cunts that always brag about how good they and their 'boet' are, but then in a actual game play like shit...

Story based RPG Co-Op is where it's at for me, currently jamming Outriders with my boet and my cousin and it's a helluva lot more fun than other multiplayer titles have given me...

Anyhow, I'm sure you will get people that can actually help you get your rank up rather than those who just wana talk shit after offering to help.
Gl mate.
 
Yea it's always like this... Entirely why I stopped playing any competitive multiplayer games.
Cunts that always brag about how good they and their 'boet' are, but then in a actual game play like shit...

Story based RPG Co-Op is where it's at for me, currently jamming Outriders with my boet and my cousin and it's a helluva lot more fun than other multiplayer titles have given me...

Anyhow, I'm sure you will get people that can actually help you get your rank up rather than those who just wana talk shit after offering to help.
Gl mate.
Thanks mate.

I'm not even stressed about it anymore.

He offered, but I'm glad he threw a tantrum and left. Now I don't have to deal with this and I can just play the game for fun

In any event, by the time this thread was bumped I was starting a personal project anyway. I'm liking the laid back games too. Less to worry about - which is what it should be. Fun and relaxing your mind
 
And this you all you beautiful fekkers is why i don't play Dota/LoL or the like...
Fuck toxic bullshit like this...

Imagine a 7s Rugby team inviting a junior player to play with them.. The junior player hits the ball out their own teammates hand and gives it to the opponent's. Then sits on the sidelines waiting for the team to lose, while they are inviting him back to play the entire game, while he is being supremely toxic. That's a correct analogy. Swearing at the teammates who are trying to help him the entire game.

You've got the story wrong entirely.

"In actual game are shit." You obviously missed the part where on carry role I got 16 kills without dying and solo won the game and on support role I got MVP by the Artificial Intelligence basically MVP 2/2 games by an AI system

But whatever, enjoy your cognitive dissonance.

You're literally siding with the toxic person. Maybe you're trolling. Whatever.
 
Imagine a 7s Rugby team inviting a junior player to play with them.. The junior play hits the ball our their own teammates hand and gives it to the opponent's. That's a correct analogy. Swearing at the teammates who are trying to help him the entire game.

You've got the story wrong entirely.

"In actual game are shit." You obviously missed the part where on carry role I got 16 kills without dying and solo won the game and on support role I got MVP by the Artificial Intelligence system.

But whatever, enjoy your cognitive dissonance.

You're literally siding with the toxic person. Whatever.
Yea I can also use big words to sound more photosynthesis...
Mate.. I don't give a rats ass as to what was going on in the game, but bringing game shit here and saying the oke that asked for help deserves a PK tells me you are a teenager masquerading as a 30 year old... grow up, its a fucking game... if you can't play it and not get angry, then don't fucking play it...

Utterly shit attitudes like yours is whats wrong with the competitive gaming industry.
So do me a favor and kindly fuck right off, and once you have fucked off, fuck off even further ktnxbye
 
Can @mod please remove this @Mark Black from my thread. He's STILL lying and just polluting my thread for no good reason.

You are SO SUPERIOR man, that's why you have to resort to this kind of stupid shit
 
Yea I can also use big words to sound more photosynthesis...
Mate.. I don't give a rats ass as to what was going on in the game, but bringing game shit here and saying the oke that asked for help deserves a PK tells me you are a teenager masquerading as a 30 year old... grow up, its a fucking game... if you can't play it and not get angry, then don't fucking play it...

Utterly shit attitudes like yours is whats wrong with the competitive gaming industry.
So do me a favor and kindly fuck right off, and once you have fucked off, fuck off even further ktnxbye
I'm literally one of the most patient teachers of the game you get. You are totally wrong and displaying your own toxic attitude.

Don't be so afraid of big words, they won't hurt you.

Keep swearing while hiding behind your keyboard big boy in a situation that you have completely wrong.

Your tail would be firmly between your legs in real life pipsqueak.

People with such low IQ as you two should be jailed.

Bye.
 
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Tipies fokken Somerset Wes... kont dink hy is Hercules...
Dude.. you are fucking 30... act like it... seriously... going out of your way to threaten people calling you out for your shitty attitude is pathetic...

Fucking dumbass "hurr durr 1v1 me irl you noob" bullshit...
Grow the fuck up, or should I call your mother again and have her take away your internet privileges?
 
Tipies fokken Somerset Wes... kont dink hy is Hercules...
Dude.. you are fucking 30... act like it... seriously... going out of your way to threaten people calling you out for your shitty attitude is pathetic...

Fucking dumbass "hurr durr 1v1 me irl you noob" bullshit...
Grow the fuck up, or should I call your mother again and have her take away your internet privileges?
You're living in a dream world. Again, in the match in question that he solo ruined with helpful teammates trying to help him, he was reported by everyone and I was commended by everyone including the AI system .

Still swearing behind your keyboard.

So much anger.. and on a situation you know nothing about. Very sad.

All bark, no bite.

Sad. Sad. Sad.

Get a life, troll.

Again, you'd both be very humble infront of me.

Try help one toxic person, try explain to another toxic person. That's the best I can do. Life/karma will give you both what you deserve :)

Troll/fuck with good people, see what happens. The joke is 💯 on you two clowns. You'll get what you deserve. I'm sure 😂😂😂😇✌️🦁 good luck

'ignoring user'
 
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@Mark Black consider this your last warning, stay out of this thread or you will receive a lekker vacation.

Have a good one.

EDIT: Closing this thread - people not playing nicely along with one another.
 
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