The Unholy Unrelated Unslaught of Se7en

[Erohann]

I might come through your window,
And I'm often at the bar.
Sometimes I'm used to send your kids
To die in lands afar.

You'll find me in sand,
but not in the sea.
I'm something you keep
between you and me.
What am I?

What can you put in a wooden barrel
that can be seen by the naked eye
that will make the barrel lighter.

I am round with four corners,
I am freezing,
I am boiling,
at the same time.
Who/What am I?

A tool stolen
but still must be made,
used to explore,
protect, and create

A man was walking his dog.
All of a sudden, the dog stopped and began to paw a series of letters in the dirt.
When he was finished, the letters read, “HIJKLMNO.”
Immediately, the man knew that his dog wanted a drink of water.
How did he know this?

What can I not be tomorrow?

A bunch of riddles above
because there is no better way to devalue something
than by using spam
We have fallen
We are disgraced
How did this happen
To our once great nation

Be summoned
@Flex
@bloedmonster
@Braducken
@Shad.O
@Dom
@PandaAttack1
@AthanC
@Skottelgoed Spons
@Cookie
@Grey14
@Spectaitor
@Angry5p1c3
@Spontaneous.Spinach
@megustav
@Nickslayer
@Dante_son
@Famous Last Words!
@awvince
@Dup
@Anth0ny
@ahcii
@Fox22743

PM away...

 

[Erohann]

Progress:
@Fox22743 has journeyed to lands afar, dug up the desert in pursuit of water, finished the whole barrel of ale he found and then made a bonfire with what remained, he traveled further than Jack Sparrow, but will never be able to catch up, for he can only age a day at a time. You've made it to 62,5%, use your 1UP and face the challenge a new, it is not over yet...

@Dante_son, your browsing history is being monitored. Better finish the job, as 75% is not enough to grant you asylum when the beast returns...
Update: Still just 87,5%, the beast will discard you, prove your worth...

@Spontaneous.Spinach has delved into the deep, he waited, but alas, with some more chemistry and anti-wrinkle cream, he might still be able to fool the beast... Will he survive? Tune in next time to see what is in store for our daring adventurer

 

[megustav]

Why not fucking number them? 🤣

 

[Erohann]

Why not fucking number them? 🤣

I do not wish to conform to your quantitative limited views

 

[Angry5p1c3]

I am here for the steak

 

[Angry5p1c3]

ill get to you in a few moments

 

[ahcii]

Are you a writer or just always high? Maybe both This stuff is nuts

 

[Erohann]

No I am just lonely @ahcii

 

[Erohann]

1) Draft
2) and
3) a hole
4) The world
5) fire
6) H to O
7) younger
8) because @Flex abandoned us

 

[Flex]

1) Draft
2) and
3) a hole
4) The world
5) fire
6) H to O
7) younger
8) because @Flex abandoned us

Was home on Friday, and had no interwebs due to changing isp fibre. So line is in the pool, new isp took ownership and I have 0 login details

 

[Erohann]

Was home on Friday, and had no interwebs due to changing isp fibre. So line is in the pool, new isp took ownership and I have 0 login details

It's all good man, you were simply the answer to the hidden 8th riddle

 

[Flex]

It's all good man, you were simply the answer to the hidden 8th riddle

hahahahaha! What a way to twist in the knife! gg wp

 

[Erohann]

We still love you @Flex

 

[Spontaneous.Spinach]

H20! I still don't get it? “HIJKLMNO.”
explain someone [emoji33]

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[Erohann]

H20! I still don't get it? “HIJKLMNO.”
explain someone [emoji33]

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The letters from H all the way to O, were written out

 

[Spontaneous.Spinach]

The letters from H all the way to O, were written out

Oh I get you now! it's like get low
to the window 2 the wall
sweat drop down my balls
skeet skeet mother#ucker

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[Shad.O]

My Friday was waaaaaaay to much of a cluster F$%# to get round to this and was away fro the weekend as well 🤦‍♂️

Why cant Fridays be as quiet and blissful as they were a month or so ago lol