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Afaik Windows East is drug riddled though, so stay the hell away if you have a choice.
This that a limited edition windows version?
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Wait there is a book?

Apparently it's very decent (y)
Thought you referenced it intentionally with all your creative writing and cross references, very well written & creative. Even if it made zero sense :LOL:
 

Apparently it's very decent (y)
Thought you referenced it intentionally with all your creative writing and cross references, very well written & creative. Even if it made zero sense :LOL:
Hitler wanted to be an artist, I think? Someone brought it up at work the other day with would you kill Hitler as a baby thing. Hitler made war.
So Hitler goes, War of Art (play on Sun Tzu actually) for his M.A. and then Artistic War for his PhD.
 
Hitler wanted to be an artist, I think? Someone brought it up at work the other day with would you kill Hitler as a baby thing. Hitler made war.
So Hitler goes, War of Art (play on Sun Tzu actually) for his M.A. and then Artistic War for his PhD.
I remember something about his artt going on auction and nobody wanted to bid on it at all.
 
Man im not on carb for one afternoon and i miss out on all the fun, party pooper and all🥺

Good to see this holds true for a good few of us....

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Wait, I thought you did chickens shows and that chicken you are posing with is your trophy chicken that you have trained for 25 years o_O
Yes indeed, but it had been a 27 year journey.
Sadly he had to be put down after a viscous night of cock magic.
He was the best cock I had...
 
Yes indeed, but it had been a 27 year journey.
Sadly he had to be put down after a viscous night of cock magic.
He was the best cock I had...
A good cock is always difficult to replace. There is a special bond that form between a man and his cock
 
I realise that this has been overkill, I hope it provided you with some amusement at work. Solving this “riddle” was never really the intention. For those who are curious, it was based off this riddle: “There are 50 Bikes, each with a tank that can take them 100km. Assuming that the bikes can only carry one tank, what's the maximum distance a bike can travel (km) ?”

There after our colourful world was created, with absolute ridiculous scenarios intending to act as frames to shape out a very specific path to a final answer, whatever that ended up being, was quite irrelevant.

We started off with 200 Flexas. These will divide into 4 groups, of 50 each, to travel North South West East. The reason being:
“ In all instances, the odds must be balanced to ensure that no matter which horizon is chosen, someone will be there to support our Fuhrer.”

This eliminates any reasoning of sending whatever number of cars in a specific direction in the hopes of gambling the launch will be in a specific direction.

We will travel on our two mentioned roads, Oosthuizen Rd and Flex St(anation), these run parallel to the Prime Meridian and the Equator, which is where we get the North South West and East from.
We are sticking to these two roads, because:
“He has never been seen to deviate more than 100m off either road”

We have 50 Flexas ready to be heading in any one of the four directions, with an equal opportunity at maximum distance travelled. A Flexa can go 200KM on a full tank, but they are all at half tank capacity. At departure, 25 Flexas will give the other 25 Flexas all their fuel. Why?
“It can be assumed all His followers will, when required, self-sacrifice, to ensure the gods are appeased.”
This is to ensure that followers have the best chance to reach the Fuhrer.

100KM into their trip, at their first allowed stop, there will be another culling, as half of the Flexas (12 of the 25, give their 100KM worth of Fuel left, to 12 others. 24/25 accounted for, number 25 can try to drive on fumes, but he won’t get further than a 100KM, where he can stop, and do nothing. He also can’t give his fuel to anyone RIGHT NOW, as everyone else carrying on has a full tank. He also can’t give it to them when they have driven some fuel out, as there is a limitation set in place with where they can stop. Total distance travelled thus far is, 100KM.
This limitation is to ensure all instances of fuel being transferred from one Flexa to another, is at measured points, ensuring the same calculation steps:
“In order to promote safety and good work ethic, it has been made law to pull over after every 100KM travelled. It is illegal to stop before or after and all towns have been spaced as such, perfectly, in our perfect world, with a pull-off station.”

Twelve Flexas left on the road, travelling 100KM on full tanks, stop at the next pull-off station. They transfer fuel to six Flexas, now with full tanks. Total distance travelled thus far is, 200KM.

Six Flexas travel another 100KM, half give their fuel to top up the last three. Total distance travelled thus far is, 300KM.

Three Flexas travel another 100KM. Each one can still go 100KM. Total distance travelled thus far is, 400KM. Another limitation needs to be considered at this stage, we need to ensure the following reach maximum distance:
“the attendance of at least one gym bag, a big doggo and at minimum, half a tub of whey protein?”
So, we need at least two vehicles at the destination. To have a big doggo, there will be one two full grown adults, a baby seat filled, or soon to be and a big doggo type car, and to have a gym bag and at minimum a half tub of whey, we need one car with a Fuhrer sized adult with two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag type car.
We can assume that statistics assist in the matter with the traveling Flexas being composed of the following ratio:
“His followers will always strive to satisfy the Fuhrer, and as is to be seen in all loyal followers cars, there will always be, two full grown adults, a baby seat filled, or soon to be and a big doggo or a Fuhrer sized adult with two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag.”
We effectively eliminate a car of three adults and a puppy, ensuring of the 200 Flexas, all will be of the most loyal followers’ mentality and not deviate from the criteria. This ensures we will have at least two Flexas that meet our criteria, even when only three Flexas remain.

With our three remaining cars, car number three will split his 100KM fuel between our two required vehicles, topping them up to 150KM range. They can drive a total of 550KM at the end of the day, setting the answer of where the launch can be held (one Flex Mile) = 550KM
 
I realise that this has been overkill, I hope it provided you with some amusement at work. Solving this “riddle” was never really the intention. For those who are curious, it was based off this riddle: “There are 50 Bikes, each with a tank that can take them 100km. Assuming that the bikes can only carry one tank, what's the maximum distance a bike can travel (km) ?”

There after our colourful world was created, with absolute ridiculous scenarios intending to act as frames to shape out a very specific path to a final answer, whatever that ended up being, was quite irrelevant.

We started off with 200 Flexas. These will divide into 4 groups, of 50 each, to travel North South West East. The reason being:
“ In all instances, the odds must be balanced to ensure that no matter which horizon is chosen, someone will be there to support our Fuhrer.”

This eliminates any reasoning of sending whatever number of cars in a specific direction in the hopes of gambling the launch will be in a specific direction.

We will travel on our two mentioned roads, Oosthuizen Rd and Flex St(anation), these run parallel to the Prime Meridian and the Equator, which is where we get the North South West and East from.
We are sticking to these two roads, because:
“He has never been seen to deviate more than 100m off either road”

We have 50 Flexas ready to be heading in any one of the four directions, with an equal opportunity at maximum distance travelled. A Flexa can go 200KM on a full tank, but they are all at half tank capacity. At departure, 25 Flexas will give the other 25 Flexas all their fuel. Why?
“It can be assumed all His followers will, when required, self-sacrifice, to ensure the gods are appeased.”
This is to ensure that followers have the best chance to reach the Fuhrer.

100KM into their trip, at their first allowed stop, there will be another culling, as half of the Flexas (12 of the 25, give their 100KM worth of Fuel left, to 12 others. 24/25 accounted for, number 25 can try to drive on fumes, but he won’t get further than a 100KM, where he can stop, and do nothing. He also can’t give his fuel to anyone RIGHT NOW, as everyone else carrying on has a full tank. He also can’t give it to them when they have driven some fuel out, as there is a limitation set in place with where they can stop. Total distance travelled thus far is, 100KM.
This limitation is to ensure all instances of fuel being transferred from one Flexa to another, is at measured points, ensuring the same calculation steps:
“In order to promote safety and good work ethic, it has been made law to pull over after every 100KM travelled. It is illegal to stop before or after and all towns have been spaced as such, perfectly, in our perfect world, with a pull-off station.”

Twelve Flexas left on the road, travelling 100KM on full tanks, stop at the next pull-off station. They transfer fuel to six Flexas, now with full tanks. Total distance travelled thus far is, 200KM.

Six Flexas travel another 100KM, half give their fuel to top up the last three. Total distance travelled thus far is, 300KM.

Three Flexas travel another 100KM. Each one can still go 100KM. Total distance travelled thus far is, 400KM. Another limitation needs to be considered at this stage, we need to ensure the following reach maximum distance:
“the attendance of at least one gym bag, a big doggo and at minimum, half a tub of whey protein?”
So, we need at least two vehicles at the destination. To have a big doggo, there will be one two full grown adults, a baby seat filled, or soon to be and a big doggo type car, and to have a gym bag and at minimum a half tub of whey, we need one car with a Fuhrer sized adult with two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag type car.
We can assume that statistics assist in the matter with the traveling Flexas being composed of the following ratio:
“His followers will always strive to satisfy the Fuhrer, and as is to be seen in all loyal followers cars, there will always be, two full grown adults, a baby seat filled, or soon to be and a big doggo or a Fuhrer sized adult with two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag.”
We effectively eliminate a car of three adults and a puppy, ensuring of the 200 Flexas, all will be of the most loyal followers’ mentality and not deviate from the criteria. This ensures we will have at least two Flexas that meet our criteria, even when only three Flexas remain.

With our three remaining cars, car number three will split his 100KM fuel between our two required vehicles, topping them up to 150KM range. They can drive a total of 550KM at the end of the day, setting the answer of where the launch can be held (one Flex Mile) = 550KM
TL'DR, the answer is 550KM
 
I realise that this has been overkill, I hope it provided you with some amusement at work. Solving this “riddle” was never really the intention. For those who are curious, it was based off this riddle: “There are 50 Bikes, each with a tank that can take them 100km. Assuming that the bikes can only carry one tank, what's the maximum distance a bike can travel (km) ?”

There after our colourful world was created, with absolute ridiculous scenarios intending to act as frames to shape out a very specific path to a final answer, whatever that ended up being, was quite irrelevant.

We started off with 200 Flexas. These will divide into 4 groups, of 50 each, to travel North South West East. The reason being:
“ In all instances, the odds must be balanced to ensure that no matter which horizon is chosen, someone will be there to support our Fuhrer.”

This eliminates any reasoning of sending whatever number of cars in a specific direction in the hopes of gambling the launch will be in a specific direction.

We will travel on our two mentioned roads, Oosthuizen Rd and Flex St(anation), these run parallel to the Prime Meridian and the Equator, which is where we get the North South West and East from.
We are sticking to these two roads, because:
“He has never been seen to deviate more than 100m off either road”

We have 50 Flexas ready to be heading in any one of the four directions, with an equal opportunity at maximum distance travelled. A Flexa can go 200KM on a full tank, but they are all at half tank capacity. At departure, 25 Flexas will give the other 25 Flexas all their fuel. Why?
“It can be assumed all His followers will, when required, self-sacrifice, to ensure the gods are appeased.”
This is to ensure that followers have the best chance to reach the Fuhrer.

100KM into their trip, at their first allowed stop, there will be another culling, as half of the Flexas (12 of the 25, give their 100KM worth of Fuel left, to 12 others. 24/25 accounted for, number 25 can try to drive on fumes, but he won’t get further than a 100KM, where he can stop, and do nothing. He also can’t give his fuel to anyone RIGHT NOW, as everyone else carrying on has a full tank. He also can’t give it to them when they have driven some fuel out, as there is a limitation set in place with where they can stop. Total distance travelled thus far is, 100KM.
This limitation is to ensure all instances of fuel being transferred from one Flexa to another, is at measured points, ensuring the same calculation steps:
“In order to promote safety and good work ethic, it has been made law to pull over after every 100KM travelled. It is illegal to stop before or after and all towns have been spaced as such, perfectly, in our perfect world, with a pull-off station.”

Twelve Flexas left on the road, travelling 100KM on full tanks, stop at the next pull-off station. They transfer fuel to six Flexas, now with full tanks. Total distance travelled thus far is, 200KM.

Six Flexas travel another 100KM, half give their fuel to top up the last three. Total distance travelled thus far is, 300KM.

Three Flexas travel another 100KM. Each one can still go 100KM. Total distance travelled thus far is, 400KM. Another limitation needs to be considered at this stage, we need to ensure the following reach maximum distance:
“the attendance of at least one gym bag, a big doggo and at minimum, half a tub of whey protein?”
So, we need at least two vehicles at the destination. To have a big doggo, there will be one two full grown adults, a baby seat filled, or soon to be and a big doggo type car, and to have a gym bag and at minimum a half tub of whey, we need one car with a Fuhrer sized adult with two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag type car.
We can assume that statistics assist in the matter with the traveling Flexas being composed of the following ratio:
“His followers will always strive to satisfy the Fuhrer, and as is to be seen in all loyal followers cars, there will always be, two full grown adults, a baby seat filled, or soon to be and a big doggo or a Fuhrer sized adult with two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag.”
We effectively eliminate a car of three adults and a puppy, ensuring of the 200 Flexas, all will be of the most loyal followers’ mentality and not deviate from the criteria. This ensures we will have at least two Flexas that meet our criteria, even when only three Flexas remain.

With our three remaining cars, car number three will split his 100KM fuel between our two required vehicles, topping them up to 150KM range. They can drive a total of 550KM at the end of the day, setting the answer of where the launch can be held (one Flex Mile) = 550KM
RIP my answer. Madness!
 
Proposed answers, well done with the creativity:

  • "Hmmm so this all seems to go down to how many groenies we are chasing and whether the villages will allow us to travel the max allocated distance our flexa's can take us. So the equation would be: 6 scoops protein + 1 Flex + medium doggo + (village idiots x stacking power of alcohol to fit into flexa) = ............. as far as Flex's love will take us :love::LOL::ROFLMAO:"

  • The book launch will be in the center of Happy Town as -
    "His followers will always strive to satisfy the Fuhrer, and as is to be seen in all loyal followers cars, there will always be, two full grown adults, a baby seat filled, or soon to be and a big doggo or a Fuhrer sized adult with two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag"
    and
    "ensure the attendance of at least one gym bag, a big doggo and at minimum, half a tub of whey protein?"
    If his loyalty is to be attained, they will never travel with less than two full grown adults, a baby seat filled, or soon to be and a big doggo or a Fuhrer sized adult with two tubs of whey protein and a gym bag.
    Meaning that they can't go anywhere as a half tub of protein is unacceptable to the Fuhrer Flex.


  • A flex mile?
 
How did the tag not work? I missed this :cry:
 

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