SALE - My advice/friendship/ears that listen/etc

[Jack_Bauer_ZA]

Item: My advice/friendship/ears that listen/etc
Age: i am 49 so many years experience in many things
Price: R50 (each)
Payment Method Accepted: eft
Warranty: not so much but i will honor our agreement
Packaging: i iam frikken sexy so the wrapping is good
Condition: had covid, bietjie van n bierpens maar sexy verby
Location: Upington but we will whatsapp
Reason: i need money for Unisa and school fees etc
Shipping: nee
Collection: ook nee
Link: not for this

So this is a weird "SALE" thread, i know but listen me out.

So i need money (yes we all do) but i am sick and tired of begging and hoping i can get some Cents together. There is no after hours work in our town atm, i tried but Covid.

Now for your R50, i offer the following services: (i send you my whatsapp nr)

PC-build advice.
Friendship.
A virtual shoulder to cry on.
Live/love advice (does not mean that while i am poor, i can't give good advice)

What i don't offer:
You won't get any carb favors.
No sexual favors as we have Ojo and our own Fapper for that.

Your R50 buys all of that for 1 month and renewal will be appreciated (if i deliver on my promises)

Have a great day!

 

[Jack_Bauer_ZA]

bump

 

[GamesCampy]

Still available?

 

[Jack_Bauer_ZA]

Yes still available