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More along the lines of noticing that 3 of you are specifically gunning for me after the fact that one of you 'alone' in their room saw me, in complete darkness at night, come out of the shed as the other camper entered and was able to see the liquid dripping from bessie yet the shed is near the water and nowhere near the buildings 🤔

The only one technically able to vouch at all for me actually coming in or out of the shed is @Cookie who was hiding behind the shovel. Maybe he can shed some more light as to what he saw while tripping balls on the shrooms he was offering round at dinner last night
Actually you admitted to leaving the barn with the goat, so ...... and you have a gun.

Has anybody inspected the scene?
 
So maybe the goats are mad that we are keeping Bessie?
*Proceeds to run to the bathroom to free Bessie
*As @chriswp tries to pick up Bessie with the intention to free her, Bessie starts jumping and kicking and lands a kick right in @chriswp 's crotch....*
 
Actually you admitted to leaving the barn with the goat, so ...... and you have a gun.

Has anybody inspected the scene?

I did indeed but the finer details are where I’m questioning your actual whereabouts at the time I was coming out 🧐
 
Well @Kuga said that he saw Gandalf outside hence the reason I wanted to go look before having my balls bashed like a pro ping pong championship match
I hear you... Do you think any of us here were involved? Who do you think might've done it?
 
Actually you admitted to leaving the barn with the goat, so ...... and you have a gun.

Has anybody inspected the scene?
Of course we haven't. We were asked to remain in here, why would we go outside? I'm sure the staff are figuring out what happened.
 
Of course we haven't. We were asked to remain in here, why would we go outside? I'm sure the staff are figuring out what happened.
Surely someone from the staff has to inform us on what is going on out there. Was there goats blood at the scene of the crime?
 
I hear you... Do you think any of us here were involved? Who do you think might've done it?

Well at the moment I’ve just been thrown under the bus for prepping todays Russian roulette game with Bessie last night when miss,misses, who knows, viotti walked in on me and I walked straight out goat and all 🤷‍♂️
 
Well at the moment I’ve just been thrown under the bus for prepping todays Russian roulette game with Bessie last night when miss,misses, who knows, viotti walked in on me and I walked straight out goat and all 🤷‍♂️
Ran out*
 
Why the mafia, do you think one of us might be linked to the mafia? Does anyone have family or related in any way? This opens a new bunch of questions.... Also,, WHY?

Yea im not sure why he brought up the mafia, also he seems to think im in the mafia because i blew smoke in kugas face so we have a mafia but their entry requirements are blowing smoke at people, scary stuff
 
Well @Kuga said that he saw Gandalf outside hence the reason I wanted to go look before having my balls bashed like a pro ping pong championship match


I * think* I saw someone outside.. it could have been the narcotics still in my system..


*As @chriswp tries to pick up Bessie with the intention to free her, Bessie starts jumping and kicking and lands a kick right in @chriswp 's crotch....*

/me laughs at @chriswp.
 
Why the mafia, do you think one of us might be linked to the mafia? Does anyone have family or related in any way? This opens a new bunch of questions.... Also,, WHY?
Why are you so surprised?

@Shad.O obviously no one here is interested in your fairy tales and bs stories about a goat. This shit is ruining our camp and my patience is running thin. Could everyone please stop fucking about, do you think anyone here is involved in the disappearance?
 
I * think* I saw someone outside.. it could have been the narcotics still in my system..




/me laughs at @chriswp.
What are you laughing at? Those events only took place in HNO3's own mind. Not in the real world. Either you are all fucked up, and should be tested for drug use... Which is probably a good idea come to think of it, since absolutely no one is trying to figure out what is going on here...

@Flex, I shout a bit and try to get one of the staff member's or organisers attention.
 
Well at the moment I’ve just been thrown under the bus for prepping todays Russian roulette game with Bessie last night when miss,misses, who knows, viotti walked in on me and I walked straight out goat and all 🤷‍♂️

maybe you tried some moves on viotti but she didn't like it and rejected you so you thought you'd make her sleep with the fish🐠
 
Why are you so surprised?

@Shad.O obviously no one here is interested in your fairy tales and bs stories about a goat. This shit is ruining our camp and my patience is running thin. Could everyone please stop fucking about, do you think anyone here is involved in the disappearance?

Panda are you on the polo team by any chance?? You seem awfully eager to find out what’s happened to mrs viotti
 
What are you laughing at? Those events only took place in HNO3's own mind. Not in the real world. Either you are all fucked up, and should be tested for drug use... Which is probably a good idea come to think of it, since absolutely no one is trying to figure out what is going on here...

@Flex, I shout a bit and try to get one of the staff member's or organisers attention.
*all you hear are goats*

Silence...
 
Panda are you on the polo team by any chance?? You seem awfully eager to find out what’s happened to mrs viotti
Who now? Some made up name one of you spewed because you watch too much whatsapp news? I just want to get back to enjoying our camp... This is such a waste of time.
 
maybe you tried some moves on viotti but she didn't like it and rejected you so you thought you'd make her sleep with the fish🐠

Oh I ain’t got no shot with viotti. Wayyyyvtoo old lol

Someone is at the goats again I think, they seem to be restless... WHERE THE HELL IS @Shad.O ?????

Right here, on the floor, cradling my balls with @Kuga
 
Maybe the goats trampled all the staff. I think we need to get rid of the goats so we can see whats happening.

I think we should take all the left over drugs and throw them all out to the goats
 
Maybe the goats trampled all the staff. I think we need to get rid of the goats so we can see whats happening.

I think we should take all the left over drugs and throw them all out to the goats

This may very well bring an end to the world with how savage those things are right now
 
Maybe the goats trampled all the staff. I think we need to get rid of the goats so we can see whats happening.

I think we should take all the left over drugs and throw them all out to the goats
*all of the sudden you hear elephants, lions and donkeys.... did they arrive in the camps Hall? Or are are the goats just high AF and making the noises?*
 

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