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Mafia- Camp Lake Wakikamoocauw

*@Kuga and @Shad.O look for a small open window high up. They manage to hoist themselves up and land on the other side...
They land face down in the dirt.... Silence...
As they look up, the army of Goats that you heard on the outside of the hall storms at them. Each of them get hit in the ballsack hitting both balls of each @Kuga and @Shad.O. In extreme pain, and not thinking straight, the climb back up into the window and land in the Hall again*

At least I had some protection with pants. Poor @Kuga was cold turkey
 
Hey... Where have you been al this time, only showing face now... In this time of crisis... 🤔
I was forced to come here, and proceeded to fall asleep in the back. What is up with these two? Why are both of you pouting with dirt on your faces? Why are you holding your balls? *points to @Shad.O * and why are you naked???? *points at @Kuga *
 
In agonizing pain from the goat attack, I'm laying on the floor in the feotal position, as naked as the day I was born.

"Damnnn goat! I want my motherf** towel back! "

Asks the memes, " Anyone have a jacket or something I can use to cover up ? "

I was forced to come here, and proceeded to fall asleep in the back. What is up with these two? Why are both of you pouting with dirt on your faces? Why are you holding your balls? and why are you naked???? *points at @Kuga *

I woke up in the morning with nothing but my boxers on, after a drug induced night of fun.
 
In agonizing pain from the goat attack, I'm laying on the floor in the feotal position, as naked as the day I was born.

"Damnnn goat! I want my motherf** towel back! "

Asks the memes, " Anyone have a jacket or something I can use to cover up ? "



I woke up in the morning with nothing but my boxers on, after a drug induced night of fun.
Cover what up exactly? Ken dolls don't need any clothing, you don't either for the same reasons.
 
I was forced to come here, and proceeded to fall asleep in the back. What is up with these two? Why are both of you pouting with dirt on your faces? Why are you holding your balls? *points to @Shad.O * and why are you naked???? *points at @Kuga *

Not all goats are as friendly as Bessie.....
 
I’m just going to lie here for awhile while I swallow enough to have my testes decend to where they once were again 😣
 
You sure that's the route you want to take? If I am a Ken doll, then we all are :p
The less penis in the room, the safer we all are I guess...

Listen, has any staff approached any of you about last nights... erm... happenings? Do we know who exactly went missing?
 
Swallow what? I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE BESSIE ALONE DAMMIT!!!!!

Swallow my balls man, my balls.

Also does anyone know why there’s rampaging goats running around?
 
I’m just going to lie here for awhile while I swallow enough to have my testes decend to where they once were again 😣

"Hold me!"

"This pain is unbearable."

Still flummoxed that no one has volunteered an article of clothing
 
"Hold me!"

"This pain is unbearable."

Still flummoxed that no one has volunteered an article of clothing
Where did you both plan on going? After your apparent escape? Shouldn't we all stay here and figure this out together?
 
"Hold me!"

"This pain is unbearable."

Still flummoxed that no one has volunteered an article of clothing
I have about 4 dirty socks under the mattress where I slept. Will be wearing me flip flops for no specific reason going forward....
 
"Hold me!"

"This pain is unbearable."

Still flummoxed that no one has volunteered an article of clothing
There you go, ill lend you my handkerchief, should be enough to cover up😏
 
Where did you both plan on going? After your apparent escape? Shouldn't we all stay here and figure this out together?


I erm.. was planning on come back, I promise! I just wanted a fresh set of clothing, that is all.

There you go, ill lend you my handkerchief, should be enough to cover up😏

Thank you kind sir!

*takes handkerchief from @Denz1001 .


"Damn goat! You will pay for this attack!"

*Grumbles in pain*
 
Where did you both plan on going? After your apparent escape? Shouldn't we all stay here and figure this out together?

At the moment it’s a naming and shaming meeting here because of our own kinks and not to find the culprit. Also I wanted to see Gandalf 🤷‍♂️
 
So you were outside with the goats?????
What are you talking about? I've been in here with you the entire morning... I woke up from my nap watching the two of you fall into the hall through that high window. 🤷‍♀️
 
The less penis in the room, the safer we all are I guess...

Listen, has any staff approached any of you about last nights... erm... happenings? Do we know who exactly went missing?
First Summary
On the second day after arrival of all Memes at Lake Wakikamoocauw everyone awoke to the screams of youth leader Greta Thunberg. Greta locked everyone in the hall while screaming "People are dying". It turned out Fiona Viotti, a staff member and coach of the Wakikamoocauw's polo team went missing with her last seen location obvious of a big struggle.
 
What are you talking about? I've been in here with you the entire morning... I woke up from my nap watching the two of you fall into the hall through that high window. 🤷‍♀️

Well @Kuga said that he saw Gandalf outside hence the reason I wanted to go look before having my balls bashed like a pro ping pong championship match
 

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