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Man I would scrape that off with a sharp knife and spread it lekker thick on a slide of fresh bread.



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Closing the Divorce case of Jacobus Gerhardus Van der Merwe vs Magda Van der Merwe ---

Judge : "I have reviewed this case carefully and have decided to give your wife Magda R20 000 maintenance per month".

Van : "That's very fair & kind of you, your honour. And whenever possible, I'll also try to give her some money myself.
 

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Toxxyc Toxxyc




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Tech_N3rd - its the best joke i know.
 

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N man sit by n Bar en vra die barman "Hey, mag ek hierso in die kroeg vape?"

Die bar man se " Meneer, hierdie is 2019 julle mofies kan doen presies wat julle wil"
 

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came across this one


dude. the computer we bought from you yesterday and it wont turn on

press the big button

i have

try the cable at the back maybe its disconnected

let me get a flashlight dont go away . i will be fast

why do u need a flashlight

its dark we have no electricity
 

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I’m sorry you guys had to see this I guess this is just a normal family day with these creatures.



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Can't pay their creditors; allegedly giving away half a million in daily prizes.
Makes sense.
 

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