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Dr Evil

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Man I would scrape that off with a sharp knife and spread it lekker thick on a slide of fresh bread.



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Closing the Divorce case of Jacobus Gerhardus Van der Merwe vs Magda Van der Merwe ---

Judge : "I have reviewed this case carefully and have decided to give your wife Magda R20 000 maintenance per month".

Van : "That's very fair & kind of you, your honour. And whenever possible, I'll also try to give her some money myself.
 

Dr Evil

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Toxxyc Toxxyc




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Tech_N3rd - its the best joke i know.
 

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