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" Here's one for all the durban guys who are familiar with the slangs...Its similar to the "Why men should not right advice columns":

Dear Agony Aunt,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for sometime now that my vrou has been jolling.
The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My vrou has been vying out with her graafing stekkies a span recently, although when I ask their names she always tunes, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."
I sometimes stay awake to look out for her lift coming posie, but she always comes walking up the driveway.
As I hear the sound of a cab leaving, around the corner, as if she has got out and walked the rest of the way.
Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?
I once picked up her cell phone, just to check what time it
was and Ayoo! she vyed tananas, completely berserk. She
quickly grabbed the phone out of my hand and vloeked me blind,
screaming that I should never touch her personal property. She then
accused me of trying to spy on her. Anyway, I never brought the subject
up with my vrou. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the
truth, but last night she vyed out again and I decided to really
check on her. I decided I was going to park my Citi Golf 1.4 with mags,
M3 mirrors, Fosgate sound and Nos next to the garage and then duck
behind it so I could get a lukker view of the street around the corner
when she cameway posie.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Golf that I noticed a small amount of brake fluid leaking from the rearbrake drum.
So, tune me is this something I can easily repair myself or
do you think I should take it to the garage?

Yours truly
Manogran (Mano) "
 
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What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
 

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I thought this was brilliant punishment




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S SILTECH786 you got stock?




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