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Ouers het 'n baie moeilike besluit om te neem; moet hul Maandagoggend die kinders by die skool aflaai of in die ry gaan staan by Liquor City? Ek stem vir Liquor City want dan kan die kinders help dra. Nog 'n dag van skool mis is nie so erg nie, hulle sal mos inhaal.
 

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three disabled guys get invited to the park. Upon arrival, the three, one with no eyesight, one with no arms and a coloured bra in a wheelchair go to the toilet. Inside, each go to a cubicle. While inside they each hear a voice saying, WELCOME, I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH WHILE YOU ARE HERE. Several minutes later, and after much thinking, the blind guy comes out screaming, I HAVE MY EYESIGHT BACK, I CAN SEE MY WIFE NOW. Shortly after that, the other guy comes out screaming, I HAVE ARMS, I CAN LIFT MY CHILD NOW. Many, many, many minutes later, the coloured guy comes out screaming. CHECK AT MY MAGS, CHECK AT MY MAGS WAAAP WAAAP
 

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Hey guys, just to let you know I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать, это уродливый парень. Обожаю Владимира Путина!
 

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Hey guys, just to let you know I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать, это уродливый парень. Обожаю Владимира Путина!
Legit translation is " Who can read this, it's an ugly guy. I love Vladimir Putin!"
 

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How's about that Timothy Traddle guy?

I also have a joke about how I almost opened my company called bearded tech, but I'm shaving that for later.

Guess I'll call it breaded tech now. Each purchase comes with a slice!
 

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