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Fuck Telkom. Spoke to 3 useless fuckheads this morning. WHY THE [email protected]#[email protected]!K#K!K#K!K#[email protected]
this i have to agree with, im listed as a bad payer, canceled my telkom, got final letter of outstanding, didnt pay it, a few weeks later i got a call form there debt collector, said perfect, paid, they never allocated the payment, didnt contact me for 6 months, i thought it was done, then get an email, send through proof of payment ect, they still didnt allocate it, this continued for 4 months, till i got hold of someone higher up, and threatened to list the ceo as a bad payer :ROFLMAO:
 

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this i have to agree with, im listed as a bad payer, canceled my telkom, got final letter of outstanding, didnt pay it, a few weeks later i got a call form there debt collector, said perfect, paid, they never allocated the payment, didnt contact me for 6 months, i thought it was done, then get an email, send through proof of payment ect, they still didnt allocate it, this continued for 4 months, till i got hold of someone higher up, and threatened to list the ceo as a bad payer :ROFLMAO:
Such an fucking utterly useless entity.
 

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Why on earth did you not file an accident report? Kind of opened yourself up to this unfortunately.
Filed a police report to my insurer after I got rear-ended in a 3 car pile up. . .Insurer said they wouldn't pay back my excess because the car that started the accident said it wasn't their fault. . .+.+
 

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Filed a police report to my insurer after I got rear-ended in a 3 car pile up. . .Insurer said they wouldn't pay back my excess because the car that started the accident said it wasn't their fault. . .+.+
Use the magic words, "insurance ombudsman" and often your issues are magically resolved. It's the modern version of "open sesame".
 

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*sonder tande*

FOK JOU TANDARTS :(
I think you mean "pok jou dandarts"

Use the magic words, "insurance ombudsman" and often your issues are magically resolved. It's the modern version of "open sesame".

Or "CPA violation" and "I'll open another Evetech rant thread on Carbonite." These also seem to work
 

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Fok jou BMW! Wag nou al 3 weke vir parte vir my S1000R... Net om vandag yt te vind hulle wag nog vir een part.
 

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Fok you to a customer who just walked in and said me Fok you and called me moffie.
Because I reported a grievance against him to his company. I couldn't clap him or swear him back since I'm at work, so have to vent here.
 

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Fok you to a customer who just walked in and said me Fok you and called me moffie.
Because I reported a grievance against him to his company. I couldn't clap him or swear him back since I'm at work, so have to vent here.
I would have just told him to fokof before I suig his tollie.
 

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Fok jou Eggie (name slightly edited), you goddamned fucking amoeba.

En jou poes in n visblik soema ook.
 

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fok jou amazon (order 'n laptop en dan lock hulle my account omdat hulle dink dis "unusual activity" nou het die $ weer op gegaan en die laptop is nou 500 rand meer)
 

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