Once upon a time, there was a lonely PSU that no one wanted to buy.
"Mommy, why does no one want to buy me?", asked the boy.
His mother replied, "Oh Corsair HX1200i, it is because you are too OP for these common noobs. You are very special. Never forget that."
The boy smiled with a glimpse of hope that some day someone would collect him and tuck him safely away in a metal case that he could call home.
The End