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Hi this was in my Junkmail folder in Gmail. Is this the perfect woman or what :sneaky:

"Hi there, my dear! I very want to meet a wonderful partner and my age is twenty three YO. Are you willing to know how many things I am able to put inside my bum? Perhaps you will want to help me in this? Contact me quickly, my body needs a warm hands and fingers! My images and contacts are in my dating profile! "

Link removed !! . If you are .. err ..hard up ..PM me for the link
 

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Can she bring a 2080Ti over in her bum to avoid SARS? I might be interested depending on a few things.
 

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Can she bring a 2080Ti over in her bum to avoid SARS? I might be interested depending on a few things.
Wouldn't she need to have a "prison handbag" then as the ol' "prison wallet" won't fit it?
 

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Wouldn't she need to have a "prison handbag" then as the ol' "prison wallet" won't fit it?
Your vast experience has exceeded my humble knowledge and I know not what you queef speak of dear Dom
 

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3 PM's already . Didn't realise we had so many kinky members !
 

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Your vast experience has exceeded my humble knowledge and I know not what you queef speak of dear Dom
Let's just say jou ma se gat has been more than a phrase for me
 

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Young and clearly dumb with that moon language right there!

But I am also keen on using the SARS free means of importing. Water cooling fittings can fit almost anywhere
 

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