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    Describe Your Job Badly...

    So branching off from an earlier thread, describe your job badly then give your job title afterward...
    I solve problems that no one knew they had, using methods not many people understand... (Engineer)


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    Re: Describe Your Job Badly...

    i think for other people (Programmer).

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    Re: Describe Your Job Badly...

    I tell people who think for other people what they're doing wrong, and then try to explain it to plebs (Software tester and documenter).

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    Re: Describe Your Job Badly...

    I make money for people with too much money.

    Investment Manager.

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    Re: Describe Your Job Badly...

    I tell people what to do and how to do it and end up doing it myself. (Office Manager)
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    Re: Describe Your Job Badly...

    I spend an hour writing a program, a day testing it and a week making it idiot proof. This program does things the end user could do themselves in a few minutes.
    (banking software dev)

    Also, I have to deal with this on occasion:
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    Re: Describe Your Job Badly...

    I talk shit and sell stuff (Commercial kitchens Sales Rep)

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    Re: Describe Your Job Badly...

    I study/work with the nature and properties of matter, energy and the interactions between them (Particle Physicist)
    CUD pending....

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    Re: Describe Your Job Badly...

    i deal with all the "Its not my Job" people and fix their shit. (SysAdmin / DBA)

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    Re: Describe Your Job Badly...

    I google, type and press run until someone drags a ticket to "tested in beta". (I think the title is obvious)

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